1 00:02:09,189 --> 00:02:11,372 Zdravo, zdravo.. 3, 2, 1.. Testiranje mikrofona! 2 00:02:11,557 --> 00:02:13,063 Pažnja! Sve Chandni Chowk's kauč krumpir 3 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,819 ovime se pozivaju na Slastičarnica starijeg Sharma. 4 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:18,532 Dijelimo besplatne Churrose. 5 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,841 Skini se s telefona, kretenu! 6 00:02:20,996 --> 00:02:23,592 Sharma Senior, neka drska žlica bude, evo mikrofona.. 7 00:02:23,746 --> 00:02:25,252 Upoznajte ih sa svojim sinom! 8 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:26,565 prijatelji, 9 00:02:27,394 --> 00:02:29,543 To je san svakog slastičara. 10 00:02:29,763 --> 00:02:31,114 Taj njegov sin.. 11 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:33,252 Postaje čak veći slatkiš... 12 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:35,556 I taj dan je konačno došao.. 13 00:02:37,184 --> 00:02:40,294 Poklanjam svom sinu ovu drsku žlicu. 14 00:02:40,672 --> 00:02:42,058 "Čvrsto se drži sine moj." 15 00:02:42,272 --> 00:02:45,828 I tako započeti 'izrada ceremonija izrade slatkiša!' 16 00:02:52,318 --> 00:02:54,785 Čestitamo Sharma Junioru. 17 00:02:55,135 --> 00:02:59,457 Obavezno dodajte govedinu s okusom Churros na novom jelovniku! 18 00:02:59,582 --> 00:03:01,186 On je u pravu! 19 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:05,605 Lord Phikaner je ovdje! Lord Phikaner je ovdje! 20 00:03:11,614 --> 00:03:13,412 Moj Sire. moj gospodine! 21 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,457 Blagoslovljena si! 22 00:03:16,123 --> 00:03:18,504 Dobrodošli u našu malu slastičarska zajednica. 23 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:20,417 Pržite dok vam se ne znoji ulje pucketa! 24 00:03:20,541 --> 00:03:21,532 Pobjeda naše majke! 25 00:03:21,916 --> 00:03:24,861 Dolje dečko.. Dolje! 26 00:03:24,923 --> 00:03:27,301 - Slatki dečko! - Dođi! 27 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,028 Ispecite svoj prvi Churros... 28 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,945 - I učini me ponosnim! - Sharma stariji! 29 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:32,922 Pjevušite svoj poznati prodajni govor. 30 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:35,680 Sharma's Churros. 31 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:36,927 Deset dolara za dvoje! 32 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:38,431 Sharma's Churros. 33 00:03:38,554 --> 00:03:39,808 Deset dolara za dvoje! 34 00:03:40,122 --> 00:03:41,081 Sharma's Churros. 35 00:03:41,178 --> 00:03:42,595 Deset dolara za dvoje! 36 00:03:42,936 --> 00:03:43,996 Sharma's Churros. 37 00:03:44,089 --> 00:03:45,277 Deset dolara za dvoje! 38 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:47,328 Tata! 39 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:49,244 Mogu li uzeti curenje? 40 00:03:49,752 --> 00:03:50,973 Nema problema. 41 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,498 Dižu mu se živci.. Idi sine.. jako poškropi! 42 00:03:54,232 --> 00:03:54,941 Sharma stariji.. 43 00:03:55,481 --> 00:03:56,418 Još jednom molim! 44 00:03:56,793 --> 00:03:57,948 Sharma's Churros. 45 00:03:58,007 --> 00:03:59,360 Deset dolara za dvoje! 46 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:00,831 Sharma's Churros. 47 00:04:34,867 --> 00:04:36,156 Neću raditi Churros! 48 00:04:37,074 --> 00:04:38,907 Dakle, što ćeš raditi u Mumbaiju? 49 00:04:39,731 --> 00:04:40,668 Ja ću snimati filmove! 50 00:04:55,888 --> 00:04:58,899 klinac Snimamo samo vjerske filmove. 51 00:04:59,151 --> 00:05:01,650 Kao 'Oči dobrog boga boga' 52 00:05:01,775 --> 00:05:03,575 'Oštrice dobrog gospodara gospodara' 53 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,073 Super Spider Iron Man je jednak HANUMANU! 54 00:05:07,632 --> 00:05:09,549 Imaš li tako nešto? 55 00:05:17,422 --> 00:05:20,051 Volim puhati.. Flaute! 56 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,222 i onaj koji najbolje puše. 57 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:26,125 Mora snimiti film.. 58 00:05:26,604 --> 00:05:27,826 zgodan! 59 00:05:27,885 --> 00:05:29,783 Koji je tvoj plan. večeras? 60 00:05:33,546 --> 00:05:34,508 Vidi mali! 61 00:05:34,797 --> 00:05:36,401 Snimaju se blockbusteri po zvijezdama! 62 00:05:37,132 --> 00:05:38,288 Shvaćate te gadove. 63 00:05:38,411 --> 00:05:40,243 Donijet ću ti film... OK? 64 00:05:48,777 --> 00:05:50,219 - Čovječe! - Jedan burger! 65 00:05:57,128 --> 00:05:59,627 Shetty Sisters ustupaju mjesto novim talentima... 66 00:05:59,784 --> 00:06:01,585 dobiti a priča.. Snimi film! 67 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:05,202 Zadnji datum predaje 14. veljače? 68 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,864 Ljubav je udarila poput uragana. 69 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,679 Potresla svijet i zadala mu bol! 70 00:06:20,741 --> 00:06:23,534 Ljubav je udarila poput uragana. 71 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:26,021 Potresla svijet i zadala mu bol! 72 00:06:28,837 --> 00:06:36,999 Kloni se ljubavi, pogled je odvratan.. 73 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:44,226 Kao majmun u svom krevetu sa sretnim završetkom! 74 00:06:44,386 --> 00:06:46,765 Ljubav je udarila poput uragana. 75 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:49,325 Potresla svijet i zadala mu bol! 76 00:06:49,378 --> 00:06:50,851 Stop! Ne mogu stisnuti guzicu ne više! 77 00:06:50,914 --> 00:06:52,234 Ti sin svoje sestre! 78 00:06:52,289 --> 00:06:54,156 Izgledam li ti kao prosjak? 79 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,741 Tko će još pjevati u a autobus.. Frank Sinatra? 80 00:06:58,273 --> 00:07:00,587 Oh! Volio bih da tvoja majka ide u a bordel! 81 00:07:00,705 --> 00:07:02,343 Znaš li uopće tko sam ja? 82 00:07:02,498 --> 00:07:04,264 Ja sam Paddi Singh! 83 00:07:04,351 --> 00:07:06,271 Vrlo poznata folk pjevačica. 84 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:07,368 Sestra s vratom od kornjače! 85 00:07:07,424 --> 00:07:10,535 Došao sam u Mumbai pokazati svoj talent! 86 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:13,482 Ali ovaj grad je Zlo! 87 00:07:40,957 --> 00:07:42,724 Pomakni se u stranu. . Prdno lice! 88 00:07:45,725 --> 00:07:46,630 Hej brate! 89 00:07:47,005 --> 00:07:47,963 brate! 90 00:07:48,796 --> 00:07:49,602 Yo..Smrdljivi dečko! 91 00:07:49,753 --> 00:07:50,562 Yo..Smrdljivi dečko! 92 00:07:50,618 --> 00:07:51,644 što hoćeš 93 00:07:51,707 --> 00:07:53,376 Ne boj se brate! 94 00:07:53,626 --> 00:07:55,493 Ja sam umjetnik kao i ti 95 00:07:55,803 --> 00:07:57,537 Vidim ti glad u očima! 96 00:07:58,618 --> 00:07:59,939 Želiš li nešto pojesti? 97 00:07:59,994 --> 00:08:00,604 Da. 98 00:08:02,168 --> 00:08:03,739 Dosta gospodine! Umrijet ću od povišene krvi pritisak. 99 00:08:04,216 --> 00:08:05,122 Jesti. 100 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:08,058 Dovoljno sam se igrao od strane ovih diskografskih kuća! 101 00:08:09,594 --> 00:08:11,677 Odlazim u svoje selo i natrag na poljodjelstvo! 102 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,304 U svakom slučaju. čime se baviš 103 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,891 Pa.. pokušavao sam napraviti film. 104 00:08:17,432 --> 00:08:18,850 Tek nedavno nečije lice. 105 00:08:19,191 --> 00:08:20,183 Dao mi je ideju! 106 00:08:20,246 --> 00:08:21,121 Čestitamo gospodine! 107 00:08:21,174 --> 00:08:22,363 Čije je to lice? 108 00:08:25,399 --> 00:08:26,142 Vaš! 109 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,420 Moje lice? 110 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:29,783 Trebalo bi da se šališ! 111 00:08:29,847 --> 00:08:31,069 Ne.. Ne.. Istina je. 112 00:08:31,253 --> 00:08:33,174 Vidi dječače moj.. hoćeš postani zvijezda! 113 00:08:33,494 --> 00:08:37,629 Ali ovo zadivljujuće lice.. Ali ne po tvom glasu iz noćne more. 114 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:43,352 Što je toliko intrigantno moje divno lice? 115 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:48,951 Osama! 116 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:54,170 Ti ćeš biti Osama Bin Laden mog filma! 117 00:08:58,451 --> 00:08:59,509 Samo minutu gospodine! 118 00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:03,578 slušaj me! 119 00:09:03,603 --> 00:09:05,108 Tvoj život će se promijeniti! 120 00:09:05,138 --> 00:09:07,058 Svaka ulica će imati vaše plakate! 121 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,430 Dat ću ti pet milijuna rupija također u gotovini! 122 00:09:09,555 --> 00:09:11,507 Reci mi barem svoje ime? 123 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:13,745 Singh.. 124 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:15,989 Paddi Singh! 125 00:09:24,751 --> 00:09:26,357 Zamislite ove Shetty Sisters! 126 00:09:26,545 --> 00:09:29,403 Čovjek želi postati svijet poznati novinar. 127 00:09:29,455 --> 00:09:33,393 Odjednom susreće jednog Osama liči. 128 00:09:34,862 --> 00:09:37,175 Skuje plan i pusti ga lažna Osamina vrpca. 129 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,997 Stvaranje a haos u svijetu! 130 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,734 Usput.. čak sam i našao Osama liči! 131 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,548 Paddi. 132 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:50,736 Klizni unutra.. Brzo! 133 00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:52,269 Stop. 134 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,300 okreni.. 135 00:09:53,388 --> 00:09:55,091 - Hej Soul Sisters! - Profil. 136 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,179 hodati. 137 00:10:01,419 --> 00:10:03,765 I ime ovaj film ce biti.. 138 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:06,064 'Tere Bin Laden' 139 00:10:15,753 --> 00:10:17,139 AIL. 140 00:10:17,257 --> 00:10:19,057 Snimak je spreman sat vremena! 141 00:10:19,178 --> 00:10:19,984 BOLITI. 142 00:10:24,904 --> 00:10:25,811 BOLITI. 143 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,946 Zašto se ponaša tako zvjezdano.. Nije li ovo i njegov prvi film? 144 00:10:40,519 --> 00:10:41,675 Zapanjujući Ali.. 145 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,279 Još jedan! 146 00:10:43,365 --> 00:10:45,799 Nećete dobiti jaja kao moj na svijetu. 147 00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:48,043 Osjetite ih u svojim rukama! 148 00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:49,258 I rezati ga! 149 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,792 Promjena lokacije! 150 00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:53,258 Natjerat ćemo ga.. 151 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,853 Izgledaj kao Osama i napravi lažnu traku. 152 00:10:55,908 --> 00:10:57,031 I Akcija. 153 00:10:57,509 --> 00:11:01,413 O sve moćni! spasi me! 154 00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:03,109 Drži jezik za zubima! 155 00:11:03,236 --> 00:11:05,582 Zaboravi usta.. Što je s mojim očima? 156 00:11:06,051 --> 00:11:08,103 Ja sam metodički glumac. 157 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:10,854 A ja radim Osamin šminka u filmu. 158 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:14,695 Da se pripremim. zalijepio sam Osamini posteri po mojoj prikolici! 159 00:11:14,913 --> 00:11:17,676 Želim upiti njegovo lice! 160 00:11:26,369 --> 00:11:28,420 Ovdje nisam napisao arapski film.. 161 00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:30,442 Ja samo glumim! 162 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:33,220 Kunem se u svoje djevičanstvo.. imam ništa protiv Osame! 163 00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:35,107 Molimo naglasite ovo! 164 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,775 Rahul Singh.. 165 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,468 Nije umjetnik mimike! 166 00:11:46,527 --> 00:11:47,432 Ja sam glumac. 167 00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:49,156 Pa, ponekad oponašam iz zabave! 168 00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:52,573 Kad me Sharma molio da oponašam Osama. Iz sažaljenja sam pristala! 169 00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:03,870 Nema Sikandana. Ne... 170 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,016 Presjeci! Pijetao je zapuhao do kasno..Još jedan! 171 00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:12,421 Nema Sikandana. Ne... 172 00:12:12,443 --> 00:12:14,429 Prokletstvo! Ovaj put je eksplodiralo rano.. Još jedan! 173 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:20,800 druže! Sakupite dijelove nogu.. Mogao bi i doručkovati! 174 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:39,041 Pozdrav prijatelji! 175 00:12:39,095 --> 00:12:40,994 Udarne vijesti! 176 00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:42,265 Bollywoodski film! 177 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,023 Tere Bin Laden. čini veliki buka na blagajni.. 178 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:49,756 Ljudi su prihvatili prikaz lažnjaka Osama u debitantskom filmu superzvijezde Ali Zafara.. 179 00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:52,481 Nije li to kulturni terorizam? 180 00:12:52,598 --> 00:12:58,458 Naše pitanje upućeno je kreatorima ovoga film o međunarodnom teroristu. 181 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,510 Gdje je pravi Osama? 182 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,666 L, Khaleeli. 183 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:19,415 Harkat-e-Mansha a.k.a HARMAN Zapovjednik terorističke skupine, 184 00:13:19,571 --> 00:13:23,444 Proglasi otvorenim 'Olimpijada terora' 185 00:13:24,497 --> 00:13:28,218 Pobjednici će postati dio naš Odred bombaša samoubojica! 186 00:13:28,337 --> 00:13:30,039 Dok nas smrt ne raznese! 187 00:13:31,795 --> 00:13:34,902 Živio Harman s dubokim basom. Živio Harmanov teror! 188 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,419 Živio Harman, stisni bombu.. Živio Harmanov teror! 189 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,786 Živio Harman s booty shakeom. Živio Harmanov teror! 190 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,300 Tvvinke svjetlucaju malo stat. Živio Harmanov teror! 191 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:48,566 Iznad svijeta tako visoko.. Živio Harmanov teror! 192 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:52,184 Želimo eksplodirati poput velikog praska. Ovo je naš nebeski plan! 193 00:13:52,239 --> 00:13:55,730 Živio Harman s dubokim basom. Živio Harmanov teror! 194 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,966 Živio Harman s dubokim basom. Živio Harmanov teror! 195 00:13:59,118 --> 00:14:02,423 Živio Harman s dubokim basom. Živio Harmanov teror! 196 00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:05,584 Živio Harman s dubokim basom. Živio Harmanov teror! 197 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,038 I pucanj počinje "relej bombe" 198 00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:38,451 Ashraf džep je bomba! 199 00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:40,044 Hamid ga baca na Jaanu! 200 00:14:40,106 --> 00:14:42,124 I on doseže nebo gore! 201 00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:45,137 Hej“. 202 00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,054 Djeci nije dopušteno Cutie! 203 00:14:47,111 --> 00:14:48,172 Stvarno. 204 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:51,500 Tvoja majka nije držala isto mišljenje, kad sam je nedavno lupao! 205 00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:54,413 Vidi ovo. kretenu! 206 00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,641 IME: Daaga. 207 00:14:58,951 --> 00:15:00,391 STAROST: 35! 208 00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:02,448 žao mi je brate ali. 209 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,449 Postoji minimalna visina zahtjev, za ove igre! 210 00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:19,269 Sada skok od mina. Zoravar napravi veliki skok. 211 00:15:20,259 --> 00:15:23,948 Nažalost, on je prazan iz prošlosti! 212 00:15:24,355 --> 00:15:26,856 Sada najočekivanija igra Olimpijada terora.. 213 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,926 Bacanje granate! 214 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,003 To je herkulovski napor. 215 00:15:33,572 --> 00:15:35,557 Bulla! On će biti moj osobni maser. 216 00:15:46,561 --> 00:15:49,988 A zašto ne snimamo ovdje? 217 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:15,071 Ova samoubilačka jakna je bila osobno potpisao Osama! 218 00:16:15,231 --> 00:16:19,102 Pobjednik je dobio to.. Ali nitko od vas toga nije dostojan! 219 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,254 gospodine! 220 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:23,741 Molim. Daj mi priliku 221 00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:29,084 američki orao! 222 00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:30,020 Trčanje! 223 00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:42,588 Bulla, pomozi mi! 224 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,406 Tata ti je na guzici. 225 00:17:18,294 --> 00:17:20,640 Prokletstvo Sretni gadovi! 226 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,211 Paddi. Uđite! 227 00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:40,696 Ova zabava je nama u čast.. 228 00:17:41,012 --> 00:17:42,549 Ispravite svoj broš. 229 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,642 gospodine! 230 00:17:44,308 --> 00:17:45,115 Hvala! 231 00:17:45,171 --> 00:17:46,394 Paddi. Zvjezdani izgled.. 232 00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,537 Mogu li vidjeti vašu pozivnicu? 233 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:54,748 Pozvati? 234 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:58,770 Mali... Ja sam redatelj ovoga film, a ovo je zvijezda. 235 00:17:58,929 --> 00:18:00,249 'Paddi. 236 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,817 Briga me je li on predsjednik! 237 00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:03,089 Nema pozivnice! Zabranjen ulaz! 238 00:18:03,186 --> 00:18:05,301 Dopustite mi da objasnim..Ova uspješna zabava. 239 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,299 meni na čast.. 240 00:18:06,481 --> 00:18:08,399 Uostalom ja sam redatelj ovog filma. 241 00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:09,523 Straža. 242 00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:11,152 Neka dođu.. 243 00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:12,720 Oni su moja filmska ekipa! 244 00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:16,789 Ovi stražari kažem vam. 245 00:18:16,975 --> 00:18:18,709 Paddi. 246 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,336 Jesu li se stvari vratile u selo? 247 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,199 - Dobro! - Sharma. 248 00:18:22,254 --> 00:18:24,403 Jeste li zahvalni što sam napravio vaš slab film blockbuster! 249 00:18:25,165 --> 00:18:29,400 Muka je biti zvijezda.. Ovi proizvođači vam ne daju disati! 250 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:30,129 Paddi. 251 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,478 Ako nazove, samo im reci 'šef' je zauzet. 252 00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:32,531 Da šefe! 253 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,100 Izgledate pomalo izgubljeno. 254 00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,823 Prvi put na zabavi uspjeha. 255 00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:38,703 Ne brini samo me slijedi. 256 00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:42,838 Što dovraga? Zvjezdani izgled! 257 00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:44,725 hej Poslužite ovo uokolo! 258 00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:46,897 Izgledam li kao a konobar tebi? Odjuriti! 259 00:18:47,146 --> 00:18:50,257 Dame i dame. 260 00:18:50,569 --> 00:18:55,154 zahvaljujući tvoja ljubav i moja zvijezda. 261 00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:57,129 Tere Bin Laden je hit! 262 00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:01,939 Moralo se.. 263 00:19:02,121 --> 00:19:04,718 Zato su proizvođači, 264 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,374 Shetty Sisters i ja najavljujemo. 265 00:19:07,657 --> 00:19:09,325 Nastavak.. 266 00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:12,490 Tere Bin Laden 2! 267 00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:21,776 Ovaj put ćemo napraviti nešto veće! Striptiz indijske plesne senzacije! 268 00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,622 Akcijski. 269 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:25,935 Drama. 270 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:26,983 Komedija. Tragedija. 271 00:19:27,046 --> 00:19:29,840 Djevojke.. Djevojke.. I Djevojke. 272 00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:32,042 Veće platno! 273 00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:33,870 I još veći režiser. 274 00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:37,134 Kao.. Karan Johar! 275 00:19:41,894 --> 00:19:45,002 On je "magarac" koji dobro izgleda. 276 00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:52,103 On je "magarac" koji dobro izgleda. 277 00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:55,403 On je "magarac" koji dobro izgleda. 278 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,000 On je stvarno magarac! 279 00:19:58,179 --> 00:19:58,888 gospodine.. 280 00:19:59,426 --> 00:20:00,845 Stalno sam gledao zvijezdu.. 281 00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:04,578 Ali nitko me nije ni prepoznao.. I sad me bole oči! 282 00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:06,594 Paddi. 283 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,960 Nikoga nije briga čak i ako ste bili slijepi ulični trgovac! 284 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:10,818 Što je sa mnom?! 285 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,353 Odustao sam od svega. 286 00:20:14,242 --> 00:20:15,780 Te mračne uličice Chandini chovvk.. 287 00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:17,377 Od mog tate. uh.. 288 00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:18,722 Posao koji cvjeta.. 289 00:20:19,424 --> 00:20:20,776 F' ush pars Love Letters! 290 00:20:21,536 --> 00:20:23,106 Sad kad sam bio tako blizu svome snu. 291 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,520 Ali je to pomeo od mene.. 292 00:20:24,575 --> 00:20:26,244 I ukrao moju pozornost! 293 00:20:27,104 --> 00:20:28,095 gospodine.. 294 00:20:28,158 --> 00:20:29,282 Sad zakopaj ratnu sjekiru. 295 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,945 Zajebi nastavak! 296 00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:33,254 Ne želim više biti Osama! 297 00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:34,819 U svakom slučaju... 298 00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:37,664 Očistite moje račune i krenite Idem.. natrag u svoje selo! 299 00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,679 Zašto ulazimo u račune? 300 00:20:39,711 --> 00:20:41,443 Ne budite emocionalni! 301 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,399 A ako ti pusti ovaj film.. 302 00:20:43,484 --> 00:20:45,437 Ovaj film se ne može snimiti. 303 00:20:47,773 --> 00:20:49,377 Ako napustite ovaj film.. 304 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,134 Ovaj film se ne može snimiti. 305 00:20:51,229 --> 00:20:52,385 Možete ostaviti ovaj film.. 306 00:20:52,572 --> 00:20:54,372 Ali ti ne ideš napustiti ovaj film. 307 00:20:54,907 --> 00:20:57,308 Dakle, radim li to ili ne? 308 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:42,296 AbottabacL. 309 00:21:46,996 --> 00:21:47,989 Sestre Shetty! 310 00:21:48,053 --> 00:21:49,525 Sazrelo je vrijeme za misli veliko! 311 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:50,364 Zamisliti! 312 00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:51,807 Franšiza Tere Bin Laden. 313 00:21:51,861 --> 00:21:53,466 Tere Bin Laden TV serija.. 314 00:21:53,526 --> 00:21:53,918 Igračke“. 315 00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:54,550 Crtani filmovi. 316 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:55,604 Stripovi. Video igre. 317 00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:56,824 Tere Bin Laden nastavak.. 318 00:21:57,074 --> 00:21:57,785 Prequel do nastavka.. 319 00:21:58,036 --> 00:21:58,711 Nastavak na prethodni nastavak.. 320 00:21:58,739 --> 00:22:01,565 I na kraju remake svega oni u Hollywoodu! 321 00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:04,340 I lice ove franšize. 322 00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,007 Ambasador brenda. 323 00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:07,059 Paddi! 324 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:08,693 Aka... Osama. 325 00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,450 Sestre Shetty. 326 00:22:11,635 --> 00:22:12,953 Ja ću svakako učiniti ovaj nastavak.. 327 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,876 Ali sada želim postati superstan. 328 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:17,624 Zato zahtijevam da izbacite Alija.. 329 00:22:17,745 --> 00:22:19,130 Otpusti ga! 330 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,504 gospodine.. 331 00:22:24,528 --> 00:22:27,288 Oni klimaju glavom njihove glave snažno.. 332 00:22:28,272 --> 00:22:32,692 OK onda! Bez znoja u mojim hlačama. Neka Ali izgleda kao Osama! 333 00:22:34,864 --> 00:22:36,084 Baby Poruka. 334 00:22:36,143 --> 00:22:37,364 tko je 335 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,645 Sestre Shetty. 336 00:22:38,703 --> 00:22:39,662 pročitaj. 337 00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:41,199 Otpušteni ste! 338 00:22:43,118 --> 00:22:45,234 Pritisnite moju stresnu točku! 339 00:22:45,422 --> 00:22:47,408 gospodine Sharma. Jedan zalogaj! 340 00:22:47,662 --> 00:22:50,095 Jeste li dignuti van Ali iz nastavka? 341 00:22:50,893 --> 00:22:54,102 Tko će nositi mrtav teret ovog napola paraliziranog filma? 342 00:22:55,277 --> 00:22:56,629 Osama! 343 00:22:58,508 --> 00:23:00,493 Tere Bin Laden 2.. 344 00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:02,349 Početni udarac. 345 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:03,380 i.. 346 00:23:03,436 --> 00:23:04,428 Akcija. 347 00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:08,980 Presjeci! 348 00:23:09,035 --> 00:23:11,118 Previše se ljulja! 349 00:23:11,274 --> 00:23:12,235 Spusti ga dolje! 350 00:23:12,395 --> 00:23:14,130 Gospodine, pomozite! 351 00:23:14,155 --> 00:23:15,279 Gdje su svi? 352 00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:21,104 Što se događa? 353 00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:23,794 Zašto svi stojite kao na sprovodu? Tko je umro? 354 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:24,849 Osama! 355 00:23:26,794 --> 00:23:27,917 - Molim? - Gospodine! 356 00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:29,516 gospodine! 357 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,377 Spusti me dolje! 358 00:23:32,138 --> 00:23:33,642 Paddi. Sjebani smo! 359 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:34,475 Što? 360 00:23:34,504 --> 00:23:35,377 Nastavak se ne može napraviti. 361 00:23:35,432 --> 00:23:37,777 Govorite glasno! Zašto ste napravio me Supermanom! 362 00:23:37,831 --> 00:23:39,272 Siguran sam da nas je Ali prokleo! 363 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,688 Prestani me ljuljati! 364 00:23:41,831 --> 00:23:45,191 Prestani sušiti zrak, Paddi! Nastavak je mrtav! 365 00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:47,662 Osama je MRTAV! 366 00:23:49,351 --> 00:23:51,249 Udarne vijesti.. 367 00:23:51,303 --> 00:23:54,160 Osama Bin Laden je mrtav! 368 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:56,361 Lice koje je teroriziralo cijeli svijet.. 369 00:23:56,549 --> 00:23:58,950 Poprskano je s Američki meci! 370 00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:01,162 Sada jedino pitanje stoji. 371 00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,882 Što će se dogoditi. Bez tebe Bin Ladena? 372 00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:05,256 Da! 373 00:24:05,926 --> 00:24:07,530 Dobro ste čuli! 374 00:24:07,909 --> 00:24:10,056 Osama je MRTAV! 375 00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:11,526 MRTAV! 376 00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:12,558 MRTAV! 377 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:13,805 MRTAV! 378 00:24:14,275 --> 00:24:15,268 MRTAV! 379 00:24:15,427 --> 00:24:16,269 MRTAV! 380 00:25:11,741 --> 00:25:12,799 MRTAV! 381 00:25:12,892 --> 00:25:14,878 Ljubav je udarila poput uragana. 382 00:25:15,132 --> 00:25:17,662 Potresla svijet i zadala mu bol! 383 00:25:17,755 --> 00:25:20,002 Ljubav je udarila poput uragana. 384 00:25:20,314 --> 00:25:22,464 Potresla svijet i zadala mu bol! 385 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,168 Dokaz? 386 00:25:33,785 --> 00:25:34,460 MRTAV! 387 00:25:43,384 --> 00:25:47,583 Pritisak na Ameriku raste dokazati da je Osama mrtav! 388 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,321 Svijet želi vidjeti video gdje je Osama ubijen! 389 00:25:52,982 --> 00:25:54,520 gospodine.. Slušaj me! 390 00:25:54,935 --> 00:25:56,572 Što radiš Paddi? 391 00:25:57,335 --> 00:25:58,273 gospodine! 392 00:25:58,326 --> 00:25:59,998 Osama je mrtav u moru! 393 00:26:00,056 --> 00:26:02,171 I nastavak je mrtav u ruševinama! 394 00:26:02,549 --> 00:26:05,660 vjeruj mi! Pokušavajući loviti zvijezda je glupost! 395 00:26:06,581 --> 00:26:07,608 U svakom slučaju... 396 00:26:08,374 --> 00:26:11,679 Ti samo očisti moje račune i idem u svoje selo! 397 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:16,213 Paddi! Zašto su računi dolazi gore? 398 00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:19,001 Ja sam redatelj hit filma! 399 00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:20,924 Neću tako lako odustati. 400 00:26:21,108 --> 00:26:24,315 Jednom kad ova Osamina smrt nestane. 401 00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:26,046 Producenti će biti zove me bez prestanka! 402 00:26:26,099 --> 00:26:27,605 - Stvarno! - Očito! 403 00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:30,422 Sveto mlijeko krave.. Zvoni! 404 00:26:30,802 --> 00:26:34,326 Podigni ga.. I stavi ga na zvučnik! 405 00:26:37,202 --> 00:26:38,194 pozdrav.. 406 00:26:40,561 --> 00:26:41,947 Sharma. 407 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:46,169 L-low je li osjećaj imati tvoju ukaljano samopoštovanje? 408 00:26:46,737 --> 00:26:50,577 L-malo se usuđuješ da me izbaciš film, govno jedno! 409 00:26:50,993 --> 00:26:54,964 Nadam se da shvaćaš koliko nedostojno tvoje postojanje je. 410 00:26:55,696 --> 00:26:56,788 o da! 411 00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:59,481 Pitajte svog gluhog seljana staviti glavu između 412 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,521 između njegovih nogu i trči natrag na njegovu farmu! 413 00:27:02,159 --> 00:27:03,991 Sranje! 414 00:27:07,054 --> 00:27:07,896 gospodine.. 415 00:27:08,014 --> 00:27:09,171 gospodine.. gospodine.. 416 00:27:09,231 --> 00:27:12,024 Ne! Ne skači! nemoj 417 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:15,955 Prestani glumiti Paddija! 418 00:27:16,012 --> 00:27:17,551 Mogla bi ozlijediti tvoja nježna koljena. 419 00:27:17,614 --> 00:27:19,381 Sad moram okrenuti igru.. 420 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,561 Vratit ću se malo kasnije! 421 00:27:20,781 --> 00:27:23,410 Možeš li dobiti malo brokule na povratku? 422 00:27:23,597 --> 00:27:24,534 Odjuriti! 423 00:27:24,652 --> 00:27:28,818 Harkat-e-Mansha se ugasio! Harkat-e-Mansha se ugasio! 424 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:32,203 Sram te bilo Khaleeli! 425 00:27:32,267 --> 00:27:35,595 Tvoje bombe i oružje su bezveze! Nema smisla terorizma bez krvi! 426 00:27:35,659 --> 00:27:36,595 Miran! 427 00:27:36,651 --> 00:27:39,379 - Radi terorizma. - Slušaj me molim te! 428 00:27:39,435 --> 00:27:40,690 Zašto bismo trebali slušati? 429 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:44,555 Vaši bombaši samoubojice su ne puca kako treba! 430 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:47,372 Umjesto toga pretvaraju se u vatromet! 431 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,720 Pogledaj ga.. 432 00:27:49,385 --> 00:27:51,371 Gori kao svijeća na vjetru! 433 00:27:52,457 --> 00:27:55,218 Prijavili smo se da nas napuhuju mučeništvo. Ali uzalud! 434 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,240 Sada nadoknadite! 435 00:27:56,298 --> 00:27:58,096 Trebamo kompenzaciju! 436 00:27:58,249 --> 00:28:00,975 Trebamo kompenzaciju. Kompenzacija! 437 00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:03,946 Nakon smrti Osame. 438 00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:06,609 Trošak oružja i streljiva porastao je deset puta.. 439 00:28:06,664 --> 00:28:09,195 Dakle, koristimo barut od jedna granata u tri! 440 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,600 Zato nisi postizanje neba.. 441 00:28:11,718 --> 00:28:16,105 Uvjeravam vas da smo a strastvena teroristička skupina! 442 00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:18,440 Dajte nam posljednju priliku! 443 00:28:18,886 --> 00:28:24,047 Večeras imamo posebnu projekciju neke sjajne trake Osame bin Ladena. 444 00:28:24,421 --> 00:28:27,299 Također, mi služimo večera i piće. 445 00:28:27,459 --> 00:28:29,643 Stoga nam se pridružite Osamina retrospektiva 446 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,654 i pomiri se s našim velikim gubitkom! 447 00:30:41,044 --> 00:30:42,103 Jeste li dali naše darove? 448 00:30:42,164 --> 00:30:44,248 Ne! Gotovo su se nagurali gore mi u dupe! 449 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,162 Nitko nije spreman prihvatiti naše oružje! 450 00:30:49,621 --> 00:30:52,183 Nema problema! Barem su tu.. 451 00:30:52,371 --> 00:30:55,480 Sada vidite, kako Osamino lice donosi nam kišu donacija! 452 00:31:04,305 --> 00:31:05,842 Hej ljepotice! 453 00:31:05,969 --> 00:31:08,632 Želiš li imati sreće večeras? 454 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,386 To je skandal! 455 00:31:10,609 --> 00:31:13,522 Lažna je! Zapalite ga! 456 00:31:13,841 --> 00:31:15,476 Što se dogodilo gospodine? 457 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:20,984 Nije ti se svidjelo? 458 00:31:24,111 --> 00:31:25,235 kunem se! 459 00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:27,190 Napravio sam veliku grešku! 460 00:31:27,246 --> 00:31:30,902 Moj sin je dodao jeftini Bollywood film na Osamine trake. 461 00:31:30,959 --> 00:31:32,115 Ali što učiniti gospodine! 462 00:31:32,175 --> 00:31:35,895 Ovaj klaun je neobičan sličnost s Osamom. 463 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:37,687 Moglo bi prevariti svakoga! 464 00:31:43,309 --> 00:31:44,148 Stop! 465 00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:49,141 Dovedite sve ove džokere ovamo! 466 00:31:50,156 --> 00:31:52,534 Moramo poslati a poruka svijetu.. 467 00:31:52,779 --> 00:31:55,605 Osama je još uvijek.. A LIVE. 468 00:33:00,290 --> 00:33:01,732 Moje ime je David Cheddar. 469 00:33:07,459 --> 00:33:08,616 Moje ime je David Cheddar. 470 00:33:08,675 --> 00:33:09,830 Moje ime je David Cheddar. 471 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,835 Moje ime je David Chadha. dha. dha. 472 00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:14,401 Zvuči upravo sada! 473 00:33:16,993 --> 00:33:18,434 Pozdrav g. Paddi. 474 00:33:19,234 --> 00:33:21,732 Ja, David Chadha. 475 00:33:22,274 --> 00:33:25,700 I želim te... UBITI! 476 00:33:32,703 --> 00:33:36,129 Molim vas uđite! Smatrajte to svojom kućom. 477 00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:37,635 Ovo je moja spavaća soba. 478 00:33:37,727 --> 00:33:43,336 Gdje sam ja osobno angažirao sve svoje glumce! 479 00:33:44,221 --> 00:33:47,844 Ovo je dnevna soba u kojoj Napisao sam svoj prvi film! 480 00:33:47,998 --> 00:33:49,023 Vrlo pozitivne vibracije! 481 00:33:49,086 --> 00:33:51,944 A ovo je kupaonica gdje sam dobio svoj prvi. 482 00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:53,732 Goli čovjek! 483 00:33:54,621 --> 00:33:55,646 Pozdrav gospođo! 484 00:33:58,843 --> 00:34:00,449 Ne.. Pozitivne vibracije.. 485 00:34:00,636 --> 00:34:02,370 Paddi. Što nije u redu s tobom? 486 00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:04,129 Rekao sam ti da danas ne budeš kod kuće! 487 00:34:04,572 --> 00:34:05,826 Vidiš, zabava je pobjegla.. 488 00:34:05,883 --> 00:34:07,902 Kako ću sada prodati ovu kuću? 489 00:34:08,028 --> 00:34:09,151 Što to govoriš? 490 00:34:09,211 --> 00:34:10,880 Prisilio si me da prodam svoje farmu kupiti ovu kuću! 491 00:34:10,938 --> 00:34:12,925 Sad ako prodas kucu.. Gdje ćemo ići? 492 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:16,738 ne kužiš.. Ako ne prodam ovu kuću.. 493 00:34:16,794 --> 00:34:18,398 L-nisko hoću li dovršiti svoj film'? 494 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,258 A kako ću od tebe napraviti zvijezdu? 495 00:34:24,217 --> 00:34:26,017 Mora biti druga stranka. 496 00:34:26,073 --> 00:34:29,019 Molimo zamotajte ručnik i ostanite unutra. 497 00:34:32,759 --> 00:34:34,909 gospodine Tuteja! Molim vas uđite! 498 00:34:34,968 --> 00:34:36,256 Gospodin Chadha ne Tuteja. 499 00:34:36,312 --> 00:34:39,772 Kako se zove gospodine... Upravo prodajem kuću. 500 00:34:41,399 --> 00:34:43,265 Ne želim ovu kuću! 501 00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:45,686 Ja, David Chadha! 502 00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:47,420 Filmski producent! 503 00:34:47,605 --> 00:34:49,690 I želim Paddi Singha. 504 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:51,383 Paddi! 505 00:34:51,445 --> 00:34:52,439 Paddi izađi brzo! 506 00:34:52,502 --> 00:34:53,790 U kući je producent! 507 00:34:53,844 --> 00:34:55,033 Proizvođač! 508 00:34:56,725 --> 00:34:57,751 gospođo! 509 00:34:57,910 --> 00:34:58,936 Oh.. Bok! 510 00:34:58,998 --> 00:35:01,212 Oh.. Bok! Čast mi je upoznati vas! 511 00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:03,960 Kupao se nakon apokalipse? Dobrodošao mu! 512 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:07,196 Svježe je! 513 00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:08,727 Pa g. Paddi. 514 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:13,242 Želimo snimiti film s vama.. 515 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:14,397 Film! 516 00:35:14,451 --> 00:35:15,160 Gdje? 517 00:35:15,219 --> 00:35:16,124 Tamo! 518 00:35:16,371 --> 00:35:17,114 Gdje? 519 00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:17,914 Tamo! 520 00:35:17,970 --> 00:35:18,909 Gdje.. Tamo? 521 00:35:19,058 --> 00:35:20,019 Hollywood! 522 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,709 Zašto sjediš. sjednite! 523 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,650 Molimo spojite svoje noge! Viri se! 524 00:35:37,233 --> 00:35:38,421 Pa g. Paddi. 525 00:35:38,544 --> 00:35:39,416 Što ćeš ti? 526 00:35:39,535 --> 00:35:40,311 Čaj. 527 00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:41,240 kava.. 528 00:35:41,296 --> 00:35:42,201 Ili ulogu? 529 00:35:44,688 --> 00:35:46,555 Uloga, naravno! 530 00:35:46,736 --> 00:35:49,561 A ja ću cappuccino. Brz! 531 00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:51,032 gospodine! Dodajte još malo mlijeka.. 532 00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:53,718 Oni su iz inozemstva! 533 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,222 Neka bude pjenasto! 534 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,677 Dakle, g. Chadha! 535 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:00,953 Što trebam učiniti? 536 00:36:03,437 --> 00:36:07,189 Moraš umrijeti! 537 00:36:07,596 --> 00:36:08,305 Što! 538 00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:10,832 U filmu! 539 00:36:11,723 --> 00:36:12,564 U filmu! 540 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,777 Skoro sam pomokrio kauč! 541 00:36:14,092 --> 00:36:15,347 Ime filma je.. 542 00:36:15,724 --> 00:36:16,815 Tora Bora noći! 543 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,469 Film počinje strijeljanjem Osame! 544 00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:21,489 bam! 545 00:36:24,618 --> 00:36:25,610 I tada. 546 00:36:25,834 --> 00:36:26,379 I onda? 547 00:36:26,538 --> 00:36:27,826 I tada. 548 00:36:28,842 --> 00:36:29,900 A onda flashback! 549 00:36:29,962 --> 00:36:30,987 Flashback? 550 00:36:31,115 --> 00:36:33,679 Da! Kao da je zadnji. 551 00:36:33,803 --> 00:36:36,746 Zamislimo zadnje 4 dana Osaminog života.. 552 00:36:36,808 --> 00:36:40,716 To je kao Sholay.. Upoznaje Mughal-e-Azam. 553 00:36:40,809 --> 00:36:43,187 Upoznaje Hurt ormarić. 554 00:36:44,072 --> 00:36:45,393 Skrojena je za Oscara! 555 00:36:45,448 --> 00:36:46,540 Ja ću to učiniti, g. Chadha! 556 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,560 Spoji noge! Opet viri! 557 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:50,252 čestitamo! Potpišite ugovor. 558 00:36:51,111 --> 00:36:52,333 gospodine Chadha. 559 00:36:52,999 --> 00:36:54,320 Imam zahtjev za uputiti. 560 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:55,526 Zahtjev? 561 00:36:55,623 --> 00:36:56,878 želim to. 562 00:36:57,191 --> 00:37:00,365 Za ovaj film.. redatelj. 563 00:37:01,415 --> 00:37:02,887 Trebao bi biti moj mentor. gospodine Sharma! 564 00:37:03,366 --> 00:37:04,303 gospodine Chadha. 565 00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:07,784 Samo on može brinuti o meni i napraviti izgledam i ponašam se kao Osama! 566 00:37:08,038 --> 00:37:09,029 Nemojte reći ne, g. Chadha. 567 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:10,446 Preklinjem te! 568 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,560 Gospodine, izgleda kao seljak. 569 00:37:11,621 --> 00:37:13,934 Samo Sharma može napraviti izgleda kao pravi Osama. 570 00:37:14,052 --> 00:37:15,885 Riješit ćemo ih oboje nakon operacije! 571 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,868 Dogovoreno! 572 00:37:19,044 --> 00:37:21,128 Gospodine hajde.. Prevareni su! 573 00:37:24,099 --> 00:37:27,404 gospodine Davide. Imam jedno pitanje. 574 00:37:27,523 --> 00:37:28,777 Kako se zove vaša tvrtka? 575 00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:30,220 cm! 576 00:37:31,493 --> 00:37:33,128 tako je. CIA. 577 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:35,466 Kino u Americi! 578 00:37:37,249 --> 00:37:39,748 Dakle, smatrajte to rasporedom od 40 dana.. 579 00:37:39,905 --> 00:37:43,113 Lokacija prvog dana je negdje u.. Uh.. Negdje! 580 00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:45,377 I nakon toga. 581 00:37:45,791 --> 00:37:46,664 Gdje? 582 00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:47,745 Hollywood! 583 00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:50,402 Kako pametan dječak! 584 00:37:50,527 --> 00:37:52,842 Evo.. Stavite otisak palca. 585 00:37:54,177 --> 00:37:56,010 gospodine Chadha. 586 00:37:56,193 --> 00:37:57,632 imam priznanje.. 587 00:37:58,942 --> 00:38:01,060 Nemam putovnicu! 588 00:38:03,231 --> 00:38:04,670 Ne treba vam putovnica! 589 00:38:04,862 --> 00:38:06,117 Odvest ćemo vas u holivudski stil! 590 00:38:06,238 --> 00:38:08,551 Ne brinite, g. David. objasnit ću.. 591 00:38:08,607 --> 00:38:09,479 Znam Hollywood!! 592 00:38:09,534 --> 00:38:11,072 Dakle, auto će stići u 8 ujutro.. 593 00:38:11,327 --> 00:38:12,744 Budite sigurni da ste spremni. U REDU! 594 00:38:13,278 --> 00:38:13,736 Do viđenja! 595 00:38:17,085 --> 00:38:18,723 Živi da umreš! 596 00:38:20,316 --> 00:38:23,077 Je li ovo tvoj madež? 597 00:38:25,051 --> 00:38:26,142 Oh.. Odvojivo je! 598 00:38:26,908 --> 00:38:27,868 Hollywood! 599 00:38:27,996 --> 00:38:30,560 OK onda. Hajde Juniore, idemo. 600 00:38:31,131 --> 00:38:32,636 Bok! gospodine Chadha! 601 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:36,772 Hvala Paddi. 602 00:38:36,986 --> 00:38:38,524 Vrati dar mom mentoru! 603 00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:40,353 Operi mi šalicu! 604 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,388 Vi, grobari. kamo ideš 605 00:38:47,449 --> 00:38:48,387 tko si ti 606 00:38:48,441 --> 00:38:49,881 tko ja? 607 00:38:50,105 --> 00:38:51,130 Turist! 608 00:38:51,289 --> 00:38:52,249 Ne..Turist! 609 00:38:52,921 --> 00:38:53,827 ok idi! 610 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,526 On je vođa cirkusa. 611 00:39:02,838 --> 00:39:04,192 Ulovimo ga prvi! 612 00:39:15,798 --> 00:39:17,882 Moja mama kaže. 613 00:39:18,068 --> 00:39:21,561 Radi što želiš polako polako.. 614 00:39:22,549 --> 00:39:24,633 Moj tata kaže. 615 00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:28,375 Koja je poanta imati takve mišiće. 616 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:36,347 Rekao sam, imam hrabrosti moje srce i vatra u trbuhu.. 617 00:39:36,403 --> 00:39:38,073 Pa svijet kaže vau.. 618 00:39:38,131 --> 00:39:41,524 A ja kažem 'spasi kravu'.. 619 00:39:41,650 --> 00:39:44,726 Zašto ne ližeš moj 1..2..3..4..5..6.. 620 00:39:44,786 --> 00:39:46,772 Ovo su moji Six Pack trbušnjaci! 621 00:39:46,835 --> 00:39:48,220 Six Pack! 622 00:39:48,434 --> 00:39:50,519 Moja beba ih smatra super.. 623 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,627 Ovo su moji Six Pack trbušnjaci! 624 00:39:53,681 --> 00:39:55,067 Six Pack! 625 00:39:55,121 --> 00:39:57,019 Cure me prate u taksiju.. 626 00:39:58,032 --> 00:40:00,345 Ovo su moji Six Pack trbušnjaci! 627 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,839 Six Pack! 628 00:40:03,856 --> 00:40:05,078 Six Pack! 629 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,727 Six Pack! 630 00:40:10,095 --> 00:40:12,627 Ne možemo uhvatiti ovog tipa. 631 00:40:12,751 --> 00:40:16,111 Zašto ne dobijemo Osamu izravno? 632 00:40:17,005 --> 00:40:19,056 Gospodine.. Spakirao sam vaše donje rublje... 633 00:40:19,246 --> 00:40:20,500 Dodaj moje donje rublje da mogu spakuj i njih.. 634 00:40:20,557 --> 00:40:22,161 Možete li misliti iznad struka? 635 00:40:23,341 --> 00:40:24,631 Zvoni! 636 00:40:24,686 --> 00:40:26,768 Bok, ovo je Ali, The Star! 637 00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:29,458 Ako si beba, molim te ostavite adresu i veličinu figure.. 638 00:40:29,518 --> 00:40:30,607 Ja ću te izabrati. 639 00:40:30,669 --> 00:40:34,357 I ako ste muškarac! Govori brzo ili moj telefon će se isključiti! 640 00:40:34,444 --> 00:40:36,310 Ti nimfomanko! 641 00:40:36,430 --> 00:40:38,327 Nastavi zajebavati svoje kučke! 642 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:40,626 Idemo u Hollywood! 643 00:40:41,067 --> 00:40:43,381 Ti si taj nedostojan! Prokleti bollywoodski klaun! 644 00:40:44,331 --> 00:40:48,848 Govori, glupane! Mačka te ugrizla za jezik ili što? 645 00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:50,510 Paddi. Telefon je isključen! 646 00:40:50,569 --> 00:40:52,883 Nazovi ga opet! Želim mu zlostavljati sestru! 647 00:40:55,944 --> 00:40:58,379 Mislim da su ovi momci ovdje.. 648 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,461 Ali uranili su sat vremena? 649 00:41:00,681 --> 00:41:04,620 To je Hollywood Paddi. Brzo pakirajte torbe! 650 00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,468 Prema plan..Idi ti gore. 651 00:41:07,784 --> 00:41:09,289 Zvoni.. Ting Tong! 652 00:41:09,704 --> 00:41:10,762 Taj će klaun izaći. 653 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:13,288 stavit ću pokrivač na njega i zatvori vrata za sobom! 654 00:41:15,751 --> 00:41:17,388 Khaleeli Sir je naredio. 655 00:41:17,511 --> 00:41:19,726 Da pozvoniš dva puta. 656 00:41:19,846 --> 00:41:21,582 Ting Tong!! 657 00:41:21,768 --> 00:41:23,120 Čovjek možda spava.. 658 00:41:23,174 --> 00:41:26,217 Kako on izađe, ja ću staviti pokrivač na njemu.. 659 00:41:26,342 --> 00:41:28,361 A onda ga udarite! 660 00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:30,352 Ne.. Ne.. Ti ćeš zvoniti! 661 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:35,021 Taj će klaun izaći. Bulla probaj i shvati! 662 00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:38,436 Ne! To nije naredba Khaleeli Sira! 663 00:41:39,011 --> 00:41:41,740 Kakav kombi u duginim bojama! 664 00:41:45,605 --> 00:41:47,078 Osama! 665 00:41:47,395 --> 00:41:48,583 Osama! 666 00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,655 Paddi, oni su tvoji veliki obožavatelji! 667 00:41:52,067 --> 00:41:53,452 crvenim se! 668 00:41:53,793 --> 00:41:54,786 Hajde idemo! 669 00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:56,236 Vi ćete također gomilati? 670 00:41:56,962 --> 00:41:58,150 Idiot! 671 00:41:58,210 --> 00:42:01,898 Počnite voziti. Vaš šef zna sve o tome. 672 00:42:08,577 --> 00:42:10,443 Promašili ste lijevo do zračne luke! 673 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,162 Idemo cestom.. 674 00:42:12,224 --> 00:42:14,275 I isključite telefone! 675 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,623 Zašto? 676 00:42:15,904 --> 00:42:17,922 Paddi tiho! To je Hollywood.. 677 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:20,901 Pogledajte detalje! 678 00:42:21,182 --> 00:42:22,622 Čak su i vozači u kostimima.. 679 00:42:22,686 --> 00:42:25,120 Zato volim Hollywood! 680 00:42:31,646 --> 00:42:32,454 Pjevajte u pravom tonu, gospodine! 681 00:42:35,613 --> 00:42:36,967 Prestani! 682 00:42:37,437 --> 00:42:39,586 Molim. Glazba je grijeh. 683 00:42:39,901 --> 00:42:41,320 Opusti se stari! To je besmislica... 684 00:42:41,501 --> 00:42:43,716 Kakav glupan. Nastavi pjevati! 685 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,356 Pratite njihove telefone.. 686 00:43:13,656 --> 00:43:15,611 Gospodine.. Ja vozim. Vroom! 687 00:43:16,473 --> 00:43:17,379 gospodine David! 688 00:43:17,434 --> 00:43:18,306 volimo te! 689 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,420 Volimo Hollywood! 690 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,464 I tvoji dečki uživaju.. Čekaj, pokazat ću ti 691 00:43:21,528 --> 00:43:23,393 David je poslao prave budale! 692 00:43:23,544 --> 00:43:25,463 Isključite kameru. 693 00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:27,484 Isključite kameru. 694 00:43:30,135 --> 00:43:31,324 Gdje su otišli? 695 00:43:33,557 --> 00:43:34,463 Ah... Vrlo dobro.. 696 00:43:34,582 --> 00:43:36,982 Patuljak može hodati. A oči su intenzivne! 697 00:43:37,590 --> 00:43:39,773 Ne shvaćaš.. Zar ne?! 698 00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:44,407 Bacio si moj iPhone? 699 00:43:45,397 --> 00:43:47,446 Ovako se ne postupa s direktorom! 700 00:43:47,508 --> 00:43:49,211 Reći ću g. Davidu. 701 00:43:49,843 --> 00:43:52,124 žalit ću se naš sindikat direktora.. 702 00:44:53,742 --> 00:44:55,062 Saale kacchar! 703 00:46:01,412 --> 00:46:03,659 Jebeš Hollywood! 704 00:46:04,164 --> 00:46:06,248 Izgubio sam stražnjicu! 705 00:46:06,371 --> 00:46:07,082 Paddi. 706 00:46:07,236 --> 00:46:08,489 Ne budi nervozna.. 707 00:46:11,077 --> 00:46:12,068 Ovo nam je zadnja prilika... 708 00:46:12,195 --> 00:46:13,613 Ako ovo ne učinimo kako treba. 709 00:46:13,667 --> 00:46:16,809 Napravit ćemo vjenčanje sljedeći videozapisi. Zvjezdani izgled! 710 00:46:18,466 --> 00:46:20,387 Radili su kao magarci! 711 00:46:20,418 --> 00:46:22,568 I sviđa mi se lokacija. Prelijepo! 712 00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:28,007 Negdje u.. Negdje! 713 00:46:28,610 --> 00:46:29,701 volim to! 714 00:46:29,985 --> 00:46:31,175 Gdje je David? 715 00:46:32,033 --> 00:46:33,124 David Chadha. 716 00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:35,877 UČINITI. 717 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,240 gdje si 718 00:46:39,681 --> 00:46:41,033 gospodine Davide. 719 00:46:42,047 --> 00:46:43,040 Vau.. 720 00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:44,545 Intenzivno.. 721 00:46:46,014 --> 00:46:47,433 Sviđaju mi se detalji. 722 00:46:47,647 --> 00:46:48,388 lijepo.. 723 00:46:48,447 --> 00:46:51,109 Daaga. Mislim da bi okvir trebao. 724 00:46:51,296 --> 00:46:52,288 Počnite odavde.. 725 00:46:52,511 --> 00:46:53,667 Imate li Dolly? 726 00:46:54,046 --> 00:46:55,616 Nema lutke, ali imamo Khaleeli. 727 00:46:55,998 --> 00:46:58,246 Oh wow.. Nova oprema. Volim Hollywood! 728 00:46:58,430 --> 00:46:59,138 gdje je 729 00:46:59,965 --> 00:47:01,056 Je li tamo? 730 00:47:01,309 --> 00:47:02,597 gospodine? 731 00:47:02,909 --> 00:47:03,781 Videokamera! 732 00:47:03,996 --> 00:47:04,934 Zanimljiv. 733 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,520 Ovdje smrdi Bulla. 734 00:47:07,646 --> 00:47:09,249 Uzimate li vi dečki a curi ovdje ili tako nešto? 735 00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:12,514 Što do...? 736 00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:17,059 gospodine.. 737 00:47:17,115 --> 00:47:18,077 gospodine.. 738 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:19,965 Što dovraga? 739 00:47:30,107 --> 00:47:30,979 Što se dogodilo? 740 00:47:31,290 --> 00:47:32,250 Sugandha dijete? 741 00:47:33,912 --> 00:47:36,478 Kakva zezancija! Volim Hollywood! 742 00:47:36,537 --> 00:47:38,042 Ovo su naši glumci. 743 00:47:38,424 --> 00:47:40,029 Momci razveselite se.. 744 00:47:40,089 --> 00:47:41,342 Ti si u Hollywoodu.. 745 00:47:42,551 --> 00:47:44,254 Tko je ove gomile nazvao? 746 00:47:44,472 --> 00:47:45,760 Hollywood.. 747 00:47:45,816 --> 00:47:46,810 Naravno Hollywood.. 748 00:47:53,015 --> 00:47:53,757 Hollywood.. 749 00:47:53,814 --> 00:47:54,687 šuti! 750 00:48:05,494 --> 00:48:06,399 moj- 751 00:48:06,806 --> 00:48:07,862 Osama! 752 00:48:17,141 --> 00:48:18,778 Dođi tatici! Dođi tatici! 753 00:48:19,027 --> 00:48:19,933 gospodine.. 754 00:48:20,627 --> 00:48:22,328 Ne sviđaju mi se njegove namjere.. 755 00:48:24,275 --> 00:48:26,141 napokon! 756 00:48:26,355 --> 00:48:27,228 Konačno! 757 00:48:27,474 --> 00:48:28,380 Stariji glumac! 758 00:48:28,435 --> 00:48:29,177 Bok.. 759 00:48:29,234 --> 00:48:30,261 Ja sam Sharma. 760 00:48:30,483 --> 00:48:33,046 OK da vidimo ovdje.. Lijepo.. 761 00:48:34,641 --> 00:48:37,107 Samo malo dlaka na prsima.. 762 00:48:37,265 --> 00:48:38,651 Lijepa brada! 763 00:48:38,706 --> 00:48:39,448 Jedna minuta! 764 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:42,489 Da. 765 00:48:44,433 --> 00:48:45,459 Savršen! 766 00:48:47,217 --> 00:48:48,690 Savršen! 767 00:48:56,814 --> 00:48:58,003 gospodine.. 768 00:48:59,375 --> 00:49:01,045 Sjebani smo! 769 00:49:03,792 --> 00:49:04,817 Junior! 770 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:05,846 gospodine! 771 00:49:05,902 --> 00:49:07,636 Koliko još? 772 00:49:07,789 --> 00:49:10,321 Gospodine, najviše 30 minuta! 773 00:49:10,574 --> 00:49:14,675 Zašto razgovaramo znakovnim jezikom? 774 00:49:18,443 --> 00:49:20,080 Daj mi tu stvar.. 775 00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:23,573 Zar ne znaš ovo je tihi helikopter? 776 00:49:25,965 --> 00:49:26,956 Sada slušaj Barbie. 777 00:49:27,149 --> 00:49:31,664 Želim da ovaj klaun izgleda Osama za 30 minuta! 778 00:49:32,299 --> 00:49:34,481 A ti sovine oči.. Napiši na arapskom.. 779 00:49:34,571 --> 00:49:38,543 Napiši da sam, Osama, živ i unutra dobra briga za moju dragu prijateljicu Khaleeli' 780 00:49:39,370 --> 00:49:41,421 Ali ne znam kako pisati na arapskom. 781 00:49:44,905 --> 00:49:47,023 Znaš li pisati na arapskom? 782 00:49:49,513 --> 00:49:50,091 Da! 783 00:49:50,633 --> 00:49:51,658 imam dokaz.. 784 00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:55,757 Oči sove će pisati arapski. 785 00:49:56,201 --> 00:49:57,705 Barbie će ga našminkati.. 786 00:49:58,568 --> 00:50:01,165 A ti.. Čudak! Oponašat će Osamin glas.. 787 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,424 Da gospodine! Ja sam umjetnik mimike! 788 00:50:06,854 --> 00:50:09,649 L.. Khaleeli voli Osamu! 789 00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:14,384 Molim te ujače.. Učinit ćemo to! 790 00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:16,518 Chirag samo napiši bilo što! 791 00:50:53,889 --> 00:50:55,689 Mona gdje je Osama? 792 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,359 U Americi! 793 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,285 Gotovo je! 794 00:51:21,118 --> 00:51:23,104 Je li on Osama ili Djed Mraz? 795 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,902 Odvratno! 796 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:30,403 Ti čitaj što si napisao! 797 00:51:42,173 --> 00:51:44,254 Osama zvuči kao choo choo vlak! 798 00:51:44,539 --> 00:51:45,663 Kakav je ovo arapski? 799 00:51:45,724 --> 00:51:46,846 Arapski je, gospodine.. 800 00:51:46,906 --> 00:51:48,607 Čudak ovdje ne može pročitati.. 801 00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:50,815 Rahul, molim te, čitaj samo arapski. 802 00:51:50,873 --> 00:51:51,812 Nije arapski! 803 00:51:51,866 --> 00:51:53,600 Ovaj je magarac napisao besmislice! 804 00:51:53,657 --> 00:51:54,400 To je arapski! 805 00:51:54,426 --> 00:51:55,650 Ne lažite, napisali ste besmislice. 806 00:51:59,097 --> 00:51:59,969 šuti! 807 00:52:00,024 --> 00:52:01,116 Daaga. Upucaj ih sve.. 808 00:52:01,303 --> 00:52:02,209 Daaga. 809 00:52:03,736 --> 00:52:05,121 Ujače, mi smo samo glumci. 810 00:52:05,176 --> 00:52:07,163 Bez redatelja.. Nemamo pojma! 811 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,637 Što je direktor? 812 00:52:08,697 --> 00:52:09,536 lijepo.. 813 00:52:09,654 --> 00:52:10,682 Zapravo dobro.. 814 00:52:10,903 --> 00:52:12,342 Dobra dubina. 815 00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:13,656 Ali što želite ovdje pucati? 816 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:14,811 ti.. 817 00:52:15,383 --> 00:52:16,343 Bulla. Što to govoriš? 818 00:52:16,407 --> 00:52:19,069 To je naređenje gospodina Khaleelija! Zašto si se nagomilao? 819 00:52:19,128 --> 00:52:22,367 Pitao sam te iu kombiju. zar nisam 820 00:52:22,421 --> 00:52:25,149 Idi desno. Sad idi lijevo.. Desno. Savršen! 821 00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,157 Bula slušaj me.. Ajmo bježati! 822 00:52:27,221 --> 00:52:27,930 oprosti? 823 00:52:27,988 --> 00:52:28,796 Bollywood! 824 00:52:28,853 --> 00:52:31,069 Ako se mogu transformirati Paddi u 'The Paddi'.. 825 00:52:31,156 --> 00:52:33,022 Mogu ti napraviti 'Tha Bulla' u tren oka! 826 00:52:33,461 --> 00:52:34,520 Bulla. 827 00:52:34,837 --> 00:52:35,995 Bulla stani! 828 00:52:36,468 --> 00:52:37,495 Bulla stani! 829 00:52:42,548 --> 00:52:43,355 hajde 830 00:52:43,475 --> 00:52:44,599 Khaleeli te želi.. 831 00:52:44,659 --> 00:52:45,596 zašto 832 00:52:46,162 --> 00:52:48,956 Uskrsnuti Osamu! 833 00:53:07,153 --> 00:53:08,211 I rezati ga! 834 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,945 Evo.. Vaša traka je spremna. 835 00:53:10,030 --> 00:53:12,018 Briljantan Sharma! 836 00:53:13,008 --> 00:53:14,262 Ne mogu ti dovoljno zahvaliti na ovome.. 837 00:53:14,352 --> 00:53:16,054 Ajde Khaleeli gospodine.. 838 00:53:16,209 --> 00:53:17,200 Ja sam direktor.. 839 00:53:17,521 --> 00:53:19,025 Ne mogu reći ne filmu.. 840 00:53:19,087 --> 00:53:21,684 Čini se da se filmovi vrte u vašoj obitelji. 841 00:53:23,566 --> 00:53:25,780 Možete li ne ući u moje obiteljske stvari? 842 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,441 Pazite na posao s trakama! 843 00:53:27,630 --> 00:53:29,103 Nemojte se uzrujavati! 844 00:53:29,198 --> 00:53:32,558 reci mi.. Što Osama govori na ovoj snimci? 845 00:53:37,069 --> 00:53:38,226 Osama? 846 00:53:40,557 --> 00:53:41,682 Osama je rekao.. 847 00:53:42,028 --> 00:53:43,152 'Ja sam živ'. 848 00:53:43,691 --> 00:53:44,368 i.. 849 00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:47,470 'Ja sam s Khaleeli gospodine' 850 00:53:47,627 --> 00:53:49,811 Sviđaš mu se! 851 00:53:50,316 --> 00:53:51,222 i.. 852 00:53:52,235 --> 00:53:55,508 'Molim za neke donacije ime svemogućeg' 853 00:53:56,811 --> 00:53:57,803 točno! 854 00:54:00,746 --> 00:54:05,458 OK.. Bulla. Ne.. Daaga. Provjerite jednom i držite u ormariću. 855 00:54:06,057 --> 00:54:07,344 Khaleeli gospodine.. 856 00:54:07,816 --> 00:54:10,511 Sada kada je vaš posao gotov.. 857 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:11,659 I traka je također dobro ispala.. 858 00:54:13,385 --> 00:54:16,461 Mislio sam što ako krenemo u Indiju? 859 00:54:16,937 --> 00:54:17,896 Paddi. Hajde dečko! 860 00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:22,695 Ujak! Ovaj put nemoj pošalji nas svezane u vreće. 861 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:24,974 Borba ili treniranje također bi poslužili.. Je li tako dečki? 862 00:54:25,927 --> 00:54:27,825 Daaga je tako sladak.. 863 00:54:28,647 --> 00:54:31,506 Hajde dečki.. Zbogom gospodine! 864 00:54:33,512 --> 00:54:34,832 Sharma! 865 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:41,355 Dođi tatici.. Dođi tatici.. 866 00:54:44,388 --> 00:54:47,336 Vidi Sharma, Amerika će sigurno odgovori na ovu vrpcu. 867 00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:49,997 Onda ćemo morati odgovoriti s drugom trakom. 868 00:54:50,117 --> 00:54:54,503 Onda će oni odgovoriti.. A mi ćemo odgovoriti.. 869 00:54:54,563 --> 00:54:56,680 Ova igra odgovaranja trajat će zauvijek! 870 00:54:56,739 --> 00:54:58,605 Sada ste naši gosti. 871 00:54:58,627 --> 00:55:00,613 Popij malo opijuma. 872 00:55:00,771 --> 00:55:02,342 I nastavi snimati trake! 873 00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,391 Slušaj moj bradati blizanac.. 874 00:55:04,609 --> 00:55:05,994 Poštedi me! 875 00:55:06,466 --> 00:55:08,452 Nikada više neću postati Osama. 876 00:55:08,803 --> 00:55:12,871 Vratit ću se u svoje selo. Preklinjem vas Khaleeli gospodine! 877 00:55:13,762 --> 00:55:17,896 Gospodine.. Barem sada očistite moj račun! 878 00:55:17,953 --> 00:55:20,680 Paddi. Vidite barem situaciju! 879 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,180 - Ali prošle su tri godine! - Odzuji! 880 00:55:46,207 --> 00:55:48,257 Nisi mi platio ni novčića! 881 00:56:01,084 --> 00:56:02,686 gospodine Chadha! 882 00:56:03,482 --> 00:56:04,956 gospodine Chadha! 883 00:56:07,291 --> 00:56:07,935 Amerikanci! 884 00:56:08,186 --> 00:56:09,825 Zauzmi poziciju i pucaj! 885 00:56:20,249 --> 00:56:21,788 Dok nas smrt ne raznese! 886 00:56:32,215 --> 00:56:33,154 Trčanje! 887 00:56:33,304 --> 00:56:34,395 Paddi, trči! 888 00:56:36,311 --> 00:56:37,980 gospodine! 889 00:56:38,039 --> 00:56:39,032 gospodine David! 890 00:56:39,095 --> 00:56:39,870 gospodine David! 891 00:56:39,927 --> 00:56:40,831 gospodine! 892 00:56:43,063 --> 00:56:44,830 gospodine Davide. znao sam! 893 00:56:44,919 --> 00:56:46,074 Samo Hollywood može spasiti Bollywood! 894 00:56:46,133 --> 00:56:47,191 Zahvali mi kasnije. 895 00:56:47,799 --> 00:56:50,460 ali reci mi.. Što su ovi moroni namjeravali? 896 00:56:51,478 --> 00:56:53,278 Prisilili su nas da napravimo lažna snimka Osame! 897 00:56:53,334 --> 00:56:54,490 Prokleti idioti! 898 00:56:54,806 --> 00:56:55,764 Uskoči! 899 00:57:11,154 --> 00:57:11,929 Što je to? 900 00:57:12,979 --> 00:57:13,687 Hollywood! 901 00:57:16,691 --> 00:57:18,196 Idi tamo.. Idi tamo.. 902 00:57:22,098 --> 00:57:24,411 Hej ti.. Američki orao! 903 00:57:24,627 --> 00:57:26,231 Daj moju kasetu. upucaj ga! 904 00:57:33,136 --> 00:57:35,056 Daj mi traku. Baci ga! 905 00:58:11,659 --> 00:58:14,386 Osama! 906 01:00:09,801 --> 01:00:11,186 Hvala g. Davidu. hvala.. 907 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,681 Zahvali mi kasnije! 908 01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:14,796 Dečki upoznaju gospodina Davida Chadhu producent iz Hollywooda! 909 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,017 Hollywood? 910 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:16,944 Da. 911 01:00:16,998 --> 01:00:19,881 On stvara Hollywood film 'Tora Bora Nights'.. 912 01:00:19,943 --> 01:00:22,923 Ja sam zvijezda filma! A gospodin to režira! 913 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:24,811 Živi da umreš! 914 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,945 Hollywoodski producent s američkim marincima? 915 01:00:31,046 --> 01:00:33,512 Kakav smiješan tip.. Još uvijek zbija šalu! 916 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,553 Pa ono što sam govorio prijatelji. Sharma i Paddi imaju snimanje do kraja.. 917 01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:40,364 I naš položaj. Negdje u.. Negdje. 918 01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:41,455 Također je na putu! 919 01:00:41,862 --> 01:00:44,840 Pa zašto ne bismo završili naše snimanje. I onda te odvesti kući? U REDU. 920 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:46,855 OK, dupe moje! 921 01:00:47,909 --> 01:00:50,474 Rahul Singh ne dolazi tuđi pucaj! 922 01:00:51,461 --> 01:00:53,808 Chadha ujače.. Upravo smo izbjegli smrt! 923 01:00:53,862 --> 01:00:55,432 Pošaljite nas kući! 924 01:00:55,559 --> 01:00:57,259 I moj mačak je sam u kući.. 925 01:00:59,749 --> 01:01:02,094 OK.. OK.. Dečki! 926 01:01:02,405 --> 01:01:04,326 I vi možete biti dio ovog filma! 927 01:01:04,421 --> 01:01:05,261 Stvarno! 928 01:01:05,989 --> 01:01:06,949 Sharma! 929 01:01:07,109 --> 01:01:08,330 Za njih nema uloga! 930 01:01:08,773 --> 01:01:10,345 Gospodin David.. Oni su ljubitelji Bollywooda! 931 01:01:10,374 --> 01:01:13,700 Na minutu u Hollywoodu, oni stvarat će buku godinu dana! 932 01:01:14,147 --> 01:01:17,061 momci! Dobrodošli u Hollywood! 933 01:01:18,724 --> 01:01:21,125 Ljubav je udarila poput uragana. 934 01:01:21,285 --> 01:01:23,336 Potresla svijet i zadala mu bol. 935 01:01:23,396 --> 01:01:24,106 Ljubav je pogodila kao.. 936 01:01:24,164 --> 01:01:26,029 Paddi, oprezno! Oštrice sjeckalice! 937 01:01:41,634 --> 01:01:42,659 U što buljiš? 938 01:01:42,723 --> 01:01:44,458 To je tvoja kuća! Dođi! 939 01:01:46,243 --> 01:01:47,202 Sharma dođi! 940 01:01:48,290 --> 01:01:49,098 Vidite to! 941 01:01:55,297 --> 01:01:56,868 Čuvajte se zmija! 942 01:01:59,168 --> 01:02:01,766 I. To je to! 943 01:02:03,809 --> 01:02:05,063 Zid! 944 01:02:05,410 --> 01:02:06,731 Gdje je Hollywood? 945 01:02:07,331 --> 01:02:08,837 Oh.. Samo minutu! 946 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:12,611 gospodine Chadha 947 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:13,986 Također ću popiti malo vode. 948 01:02:14,593 --> 01:02:16,099 isušen sam! 949 01:02:19,009 --> 01:02:20,001 Ne izlazi?! 950 01:02:52,318 --> 01:02:53,638 hajde.. 951 01:02:54,462 --> 01:02:57,321 Dobrodošli u Negdje u Negdje! 952 01:02:57,790 --> 01:02:59,077 WOW! 953 01:02:59,518 --> 01:03:01,025 Izgleda kao kao iz bajke! 954 01:03:01,054 --> 01:03:02,342 Zar nije fantastično?! 955 01:03:02,398 --> 01:03:05,727 Ovo je naš Abottabad set.. Osamina kuća! 956 01:03:06,782 --> 01:03:07,906 Što kaže g. Paddi. 957 01:03:08,573 --> 01:03:09,599 Zvijezdo moja! 958 01:03:10,845 --> 01:03:11,652 zašto stojiš 959 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:12,931 Zašto ne sjednete. 960 01:03:14,302 --> 01:03:15,261 Sharma. 961 01:03:15,421 --> 01:03:16,448 pogledaj.. 962 01:03:16,509 --> 01:03:18,178 Osamina spavaća soba. 963 01:03:18,237 --> 01:03:19,361 Zar nije lijepo? 964 01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:21,118 Vrlo pravi g. David! 965 01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:22,302 Chadha ujak.. 966 01:03:22,459 --> 01:03:23,584 jako lijepo.. 967 01:03:23,870 --> 01:03:24,612 hvala ti 968 01:03:24,893 --> 01:03:26,976 gospodine Davide. Možemo li dobiti scenarij? 969 01:03:27,133 --> 01:03:28,224 gospodine Chirag. 970 01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:30,084 Ne postoji scenarij za ovaj film.. 971 01:03:30,205 --> 01:03:32,703 Zato što se temelji na stvarnoj stvarnosti! 972 01:03:34,108 --> 01:03:35,396 Dakle, Sharma! 973 01:03:35,451 --> 01:03:36,477 Što sam govorio? 974 01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:38,779 Scena ide ovako. 975 01:03:38,812 --> 01:03:40,231 Osama spava u svojoj spavaćoj sobi. 976 01:03:40,284 --> 01:03:41,310 On spava! 977 01:03:41,436 --> 01:03:43,303 Odjednom vidimo Amerikanca helikopter koji se približava. 978 01:03:43,387 --> 01:03:44,609 Američki marinci izlaze iz njega. 979 01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:45,988 I upasti u Osaminu spavaću sobu. 980 01:03:46,044 --> 01:03:47,233 bam! bam! bam! 981 01:03:47,356 --> 01:03:48,316 Osama je mrtav! 982 01:03:49,979 --> 01:03:52,893 Onda će zamotati njegovo mrtvo tijelo.. 983 01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:54,275 Strpat će ga u helikopter.. Odletjeti. 984 01:03:54,297 --> 01:03:55,619 I baci ga u more. 985 01:03:56,602 --> 01:03:57,509 Zacrniti. 986 01:03:57,659 --> 01:03:58,531 U REDU. 987 01:03:58,683 --> 01:03:59,741 OK, dupe moje! 988 01:04:01,787 --> 01:04:03,554 Koja je uloga Rahula Singha? 989 01:04:03,804 --> 01:04:06,115 Ujak što je motivacija ove scene? 990 01:04:07,450 --> 01:04:08,388 gospodine Davide. 991 01:04:09,113 --> 01:04:09,921 pusti me.. 992 01:04:10,139 --> 01:04:11,011 Sugandha. 993 01:04:11,162 --> 01:04:12,898 Bit ćeš Osamina žena! 994 01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:15,069 Rustikalno! 995 01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:16,098 jako dobro.. 996 01:04:16,154 --> 01:04:18,587 Osama ne može biti sam! 997 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,962 Pa vas dvoje.. Bit će mu tjelohranitelji! 998 01:04:22,137 --> 01:04:23,774 Želiš da JA budem tjelohranitelj? 999 01:04:24,281 --> 01:04:26,366 Ne, mislim na mudžahedine! 1000 01:04:26,425 --> 01:04:28,737 Borit ćete se s američkim marincima! 1001 01:04:28,825 --> 01:04:30,113 To je briljantna ideja, gospodine! 1002 01:04:30,169 --> 01:04:31,642 Svi će oni biti riješeni isključiti u jednom kadru. 1003 01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:33,024 Sharma. 1004 01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:35,390 Samo spavam? 1005 01:04:35,512 --> 01:04:37,498 Što ako on i ja imamo neku akciju? 1006 01:04:37,816 --> 01:04:38,689 Vrlo dobro! 1007 01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:39,934 Gdje si bio sve ovo vrijeme.. 1008 01:04:39,992 --> 01:04:40,767 gospodine Davide. 1009 01:04:40,823 --> 01:04:42,526 Uključenost! Jako dobra ideja! 1010 01:04:42,585 --> 01:04:44,669 Prije nego marinci upadnu.. 1011 01:04:44,729 --> 01:04:48,350 Pokažimo malo romantike između Osame i njegove žene. 1012 01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:49,824 Što kaže Paddi? 1013 01:04:51,256 --> 01:04:52,379 Ne Sharma! 1014 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,532 Ja ne snimam film! 1015 01:04:53,655 --> 01:04:55,705 Mislim, nije to takav film! 1016 01:04:56,055 --> 01:04:57,496 Gospodine David slušajte me.. 1017 01:04:57,558 --> 01:04:59,459 Sjednite. 1018 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,143 Gospodine David hoćemo snimite to estetski. 1019 01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:03,105 Bez vulgarnosti! 1020 01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:05,274 Scena seksa za nas je kao med za pčele. 1021 01:05:05,590 --> 01:05:07,806 Više seksa. Veća publika! 1022 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:09,529 - Stvarno? - Ne.. 1023 01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:10,880 Ne.. Ne mogu dopustiti.. 1024 01:05:10,934 --> 01:05:11,894 Chadha ujače! 1025 01:05:11,959 --> 01:05:13,344 Oprostite što vas prekidam.. 1026 01:05:13,591 --> 01:05:14,650 želim učiniti.. 1027 01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:15,743 napraviti? 1028 01:05:16,183 --> 01:05:16,694 učiniti što? 1029 01:05:16,757 --> 01:05:18,361 Gospodine David zamislite! 1030 01:05:18,549 --> 01:05:20,024 Vani pada kiša. 1031 01:05:20,118 --> 01:05:21,078 Grmljavina! 1032 01:05:21,143 --> 01:05:24,056 Izreži na! Američki helikopter približava se cilju. 1033 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:26,138 To je tihi helikopter.. 1034 01:05:26,198 --> 01:05:27,867 Tiho? Nema problema. 1035 01:05:28,822 --> 01:05:29,530 Izreži na! 1036 01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:31,935 Dva mudžahedina su čuvanje kuće.. 1037 01:05:32,468 --> 01:05:34,651 Svi budite oprezni! 1038 01:05:34,805 --> 01:05:38,133 Svi budite oprezni! 1039 01:05:38,421 --> 01:05:39,162 Efekt jeke! 1040 01:05:39,222 --> 01:05:41,503 Izreži na! Osama hoda u svojoj sobi.. 1041 01:05:41,686 --> 01:05:43,519 Nemiran je.. Neispavan. 1042 01:05:43,572 --> 01:05:45,373 Vrlo je usamljen iznutra.. 1043 01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:48,799 Efekt usamljenosti! 1044 01:05:48,853 --> 01:05:49,811 On želi nešto. 1045 01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:56,728 Onda iznenada njegova tek vjenčana žena ulazi s čašom mlijeka.. 1046 01:06:02,483 --> 01:06:03,737 Osama je vidi i izgovara. 1047 01:06:04,019 --> 01:06:04,598 Volim Mlijeko! 1048 01:06:04,659 --> 01:06:07,420 Paddi. Molim. Ne smetaj! 1049 01:06:07,827 --> 01:06:10,741 Osama šapuće svojoj ženi.. 'Sugarcrush. 1050 01:06:10,963 --> 01:06:12,795 'Imam vrlo prazan osjećaj iznutra, molim te napuni me'.. 1051 01:06:12,851 --> 01:06:13,331 Izreži na.. 1052 01:06:13,586 --> 01:06:16,052 Američki marinci pune oružje.. 1053 01:06:18,867 --> 01:06:19,445 Smanjite! 1054 01:06:19,507 --> 01:06:21,525 Osamina žena ga grli.. 1055 01:06:21,715 --> 01:06:24,693 I ljubi ga u čelo. 1056 01:06:25,105 --> 01:06:25,531 Smanjiti! 1057 01:06:25,586 --> 01:06:27,605 Američki helikopter ulazi u kuću! 1058 01:06:27,667 --> 01:06:29,979 Mudžahedini pucali na njih! 1059 01:06:30,193 --> 01:06:31,612 Pucanje! gospodine Davide. Pucanje! 1060 01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:35,764 Unutra je Valentinovo! A vani.. Noć vještica! 1061 01:06:35,954 --> 01:06:42,011 Baš tada! Marinci upadaju Osamina spavaća soba. 1062 01:06:42,065 --> 01:06:44,793 BAM! BAM! BAM! 1063 01:06:47,248 --> 01:06:50,609 Za nekoliko sekundi.. Osamina žena je UDOVICA! 1064 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,407 - Udovica! - Zamrači! 1065 01:06:54,032 --> 01:06:54,972 Briljantno! 1066 01:07:03,664 --> 01:07:05,082 Neka bude Sharma. Napravi ga! 1067 01:07:05,551 --> 01:07:06,326 Snimak Oscara! 1068 01:07:06,704 --> 01:07:07,926 Oscar pucao tako mi Boga! 1069 01:07:08,496 --> 01:07:09,368 Kakav režiser. 1070 01:07:09,905 --> 01:07:10,481 Kakav režiser! 1071 01:07:10,639 --> 01:07:11,511 Ali gospodine.. 1072 01:07:11,631 --> 01:07:13,682 Juniore, spremi se za snimanje. 1073 01:07:14,063 --> 01:07:15,416 A ja ću hot dog.. 1074 01:07:22,350 --> 01:07:24,270 svinjo jedna! Što on govori? 1075 01:07:24,718 --> 01:07:25,972 Khaleeli gospodine, rekao je.. 1076 01:07:26,094 --> 01:07:27,926 Harkat-E-Mansha je vojska magaraca! 1077 01:07:28,046 --> 01:07:29,367 Bolesna kopilad! 1078 01:07:29,902 --> 01:07:30,894 Stani Daaga! 1079 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:32,791 Boriti se protiv Amerikanaca. 1080 01:07:32,910 --> 01:07:35,125 Trebamo pomoć od ovih Afganistanaca. 1081 01:07:35,694 --> 01:07:40,080 Bulla. Reci ovim momcima da je Osama živ i znamo gdje ćemo ga naći.. 1082 01:07:48,268 --> 01:07:54,325 Gospodine, upravo je naredio smrt za nas za ismijavanje Osame! 1083 01:08:17,869 --> 01:08:18,828 Khaleeli gospodine.. 1084 01:08:18,957 --> 01:08:20,876 Dogovorili su se boriti se protiv Amerikanaca. 1085 01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,807 Ali pod jednim uvjetom. 1086 01:08:23,531 --> 01:08:24,752 Daaga mora biti ostavljen! 1087 01:08:25,067 --> 01:08:26,638 Vjeruju da osoba bez brkova i brade 1088 01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:28,309 ne može biti mudžahedin! 1089 01:08:29,771 --> 01:08:32,914 Svjetla. Fotoaparat. Kiša! 1090 01:08:34,923 --> 01:08:37,040 Gospodine, nije padala kiša kada smo ubili Osamu. 1091 01:08:38,123 --> 01:08:39,628 To je Cinematic Liberty! 1092 01:08:40,778 --> 01:08:42,643 Ali mi ne snimamo film.. 1093 01:08:43,848 --> 01:08:45,748 I akcija! 1094 01:08:45,865 --> 01:08:48,528 Ovo što gori zove se vatra.. 1095 01:08:48,970 --> 01:08:51,022 Hajde dečki.. Dajte mi savršen pogodak! 1096 01:08:52,906 --> 01:08:56,877 A kad jednom izađe. Bit će pepeo. Kako intrigantno!! 1097 01:08:57,193 --> 01:09:00,107 Abu Baker! Helikopter! 1098 01:09:00,233 --> 01:09:05,295 Danas nećemo umrijeti! Jer danas je naš Dan neovisnosti! 1099 01:09:05,961 --> 01:09:07,760 Hare Krišna! spasi me! 1100 01:09:07,816 --> 01:09:09,137 Presjeci! 1101 01:09:09,289 --> 01:09:10,380 Chirag? 1102 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,131 Što dovraga radiš, Chirag? 1103 01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:14,064 Što se dogodilo? 1104 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,433 Zašto vičeš kao da te netko siluje? 1105 01:09:16,457 --> 01:09:17,198 Uzmi helikopter natrag. 1106 01:09:17,256 --> 01:09:18,761 Što se dogodilo gospodine? 1107 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,167 Sharma. Ovaj pištolj je pravi! 1108 01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:23,120 Jedan metak mi je zarezao uvo.. 1109 01:09:23,175 --> 01:09:23,950 Crveno je! 1110 01:09:24,007 --> 01:09:26,190 Chirag, ovdje je sve lažno! 1111 01:09:26,438 --> 01:09:27,466 Čekaj, dolazim! 1112 01:09:27,527 --> 01:09:28,586 Dođi brzo! 1113 01:09:29,864 --> 01:09:31,369 Evo dolazim! 1114 01:09:38,119 --> 01:09:40,911 Chirag. Ti si jedna velika pica! 1115 01:09:41,029 --> 01:09:42,862 Ovaj pištolj je sav od plastike. 1116 01:09:42,918 --> 01:09:44,206 Gledajte ovo! 1117 01:09:44,295 --> 01:09:45,647 Ništa se nije dogodilo! 1118 01:09:49,511 --> 01:09:51,049 Vidiš.. Ništa se nije dogodilo! 1119 01:09:51,429 --> 01:09:52,456 Što se dogodilo? 1120 01:09:52,964 --> 01:09:53,773 Bob.. 1121 01:09:56,582 --> 01:09:58,023 narednik Bob.. 1122 01:09:59,461 --> 01:10:01,000 Hajde naredniče Bob! 1123 01:10:01,222 --> 01:10:02,826 Dosta šale. 1124 01:10:02,885 --> 01:10:05,384 Sad ustani i pokaži svima da si OK! 1125 01:10:12,868 --> 01:10:14,603 Nasmrt nas je prestrašio. 1126 01:10:17,668 --> 01:10:19,174 Dobar glumac.. 1127 01:10:19,235 --> 01:10:20,360 Natrag na pozicije odmah! 1128 01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:22,603 Sharma. Je li moja šminka OK? 1129 01:10:22,692 --> 01:10:24,132 Da, u redu je.. 1130 01:10:24,196 --> 01:10:26,063 Chirag, sretan'? 1131 01:10:26,116 --> 01:10:27,557 Natrag na pozicije! 1132 01:10:31,908 --> 01:10:33,609 Hare Krišna! 1133 01:10:37,730 --> 01:10:39,814 I Akcija! 1134 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,541 Ajmo momci, idemo dalje.. 1135 01:10:42,595 --> 01:10:44,843 Abu Baker! Helikopter! 1136 01:10:47,075 --> 01:10:50,532 Ajmo američki psi! 1137 01:10:50,882 --> 01:10:54,123 pobit ću sve od vas i pokopati te u Afganistanu! 1138 01:10:56,035 --> 01:10:59,177 - Presjeci! - Sve ću vas pobiti.. 1139 01:10:59,554 --> 01:11:01,737 - Presjeci! - Dođavola s tobom.. 1140 01:11:01,794 --> 01:11:04,325 Rekao sam.. Reži!! 1141 01:11:07,073 --> 01:11:07,684 Što? 1142 01:11:07,746 --> 01:11:09,000 Presjeci! dovraga! 1143 01:11:09,058 --> 01:11:10,182 Što se dogodilo? 1144 01:11:10,243 --> 01:11:11,497 Bio sam tako zadubljen u kadar. 1145 01:11:11,618 --> 01:11:13,288 Apsorbirano, dupe moje! 1146 01:11:13,345 --> 01:11:14,502 Što se dogodilo, gospodine? 1147 01:11:14,752 --> 01:11:16,138 Gospodine, gubimo vrijeme. 1148 01:11:16,193 --> 01:11:17,895 Hvala na tome smiješna izvedba. 1149 01:11:17,953 --> 01:11:20,614 izgledas kao simpanza.. Prestani se tako ponašati! 1150 01:11:23,937 --> 01:11:26,316 pakiraj se! pakiraj se! 1151 01:11:26,466 --> 01:11:27,719 Sugandha bebo.. Je li pauza za večeru? 1152 01:11:27,777 --> 01:11:30,407 - Što misliš pod spakirati se? - Sharma što nije u redu? 1153 01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:32,298 G. David spakirajte ga! 1154 01:11:33,089 --> 01:11:35,368 Natjerat ću Chiraga da napravi akcijsku scenu! 1155 01:11:35,423 --> 01:11:37,442 Bori se kao Chuck Norris! 1156 01:11:37,790 --> 01:11:40,290 Sharma. Čekati! Pusti me da razgovaram s RahuL-om. 1157 01:11:41,728 --> 01:11:44,010 Gospodine, je li pakiranje ili ne? 1158 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,578 Paddi. Začepi neko vrijeme! 1159 01:11:45,791 --> 01:11:46,817 Sharma. 1160 01:11:48,510 --> 01:11:50,595 Sharma. Gubimo puno vremena. 1161 01:11:50,782 --> 01:11:51,874 Zašto prvo ne ubijemo Paddija? 1162 01:11:52,415 --> 01:11:55,110 Mislim. Prvo pucajte u ubojicu Osame! 1163 01:11:55,295 --> 01:11:56,135 dobra ideja 1164 01:11:56,190 --> 01:11:57,217 Promjena lokacije. 1165 01:11:57,311 --> 01:11:58,914 Prvo napravimo scenu u spavaćoj sobi! 1166 01:11:59,134 --> 01:12:01,033 Naša ljubavna scena je sljedeća, ljepotice! 1167 01:12:02,783 --> 01:12:04,168 Daaga. Moj DOV! 1168 01:12:04,222 --> 01:12:05,958 molim te nemoj plakati.. 1169 01:12:07,102 --> 01:12:09,480 Poklanjam ti svoju samoubilačku jaknu. 1170 01:12:09,758 --> 01:12:13,031 Ako ti ikad budem nedostajala.. Reci moje ime i.. 1171 01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:16,479 uživajte! 1172 01:12:27,261 --> 01:12:30,719 Čim uđete, ubijte Paddija na isti način na koji je rečeno medijima. 1173 01:12:30,877 --> 01:12:32,960 Jedan na prsima. Jedan na glavu! 1174 01:12:36,411 --> 01:12:37,438 Sve je spremno, gospodine! 1175 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:42,053 Spremni svi.. I.. Akcija! 1176 01:13:02,619 --> 01:13:03,361 Izrežite ga. 1177 01:13:03,419 --> 01:13:04,708 Paddi ajde.. 1178 01:13:04,764 --> 01:13:05,722 jos jedan.. 1179 01:13:05,979 --> 01:13:07,070 Uzmite 8! 1180 01:13:07,482 --> 01:13:08,955 I Akcija! 1181 01:13:11,898 --> 01:13:12,804 Volim Mlijeko! 1182 01:13:12,857 --> 01:13:14,363 Ne Ne.. Presjeci! 1183 01:13:14,745 --> 01:13:16,666 Paddi hajde.. Emocije! 1184 01:13:16,729 --> 01:13:17,723 OK.. Spreman. 1185 01:13:17,945 --> 01:13:19,102 Uzmite 21! 1186 01:13:19,995 --> 01:13:20,737 Akcijski! 1187 01:13:20,826 --> 01:13:21,763 Akcijski! 1188 01:13:23,962 --> 01:13:25,250 Volim Mlijeko! 1189 01:13:25,403 --> 01:13:26,307 Presjeci! 1190 01:13:26,457 --> 01:13:28,063 Hollywood.. Osjeti! 1191 01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:30,050 Akcijski! 1192 01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:35,262 Vrlo dobro! 1193 01:13:36,985 --> 01:13:38,720 - Volim Milka! - Presjeci! 1194 01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:43,742 Uzmi 69.. 1195 01:13:44,471 --> 01:13:45,596 Akcija! 1196 01:13:45,784 --> 01:13:47,770 Sharma. Ovaj put popravi to! 1197 01:13:59,992 --> 01:14:01,377 Osama. 1198 01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:05,920 Presjeci! 1199 01:14:06,391 --> 01:14:06,937 Što se dogodilo? 1200 01:14:07,095 --> 01:14:08,600 Još jedan Paddi. 1201 01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:10,689 Koji više! 1202 01:14:11,926 --> 01:14:16,444 Što do. Volim Mlijeko! Volim Mlijeko! Volim Mlijeko! 1203 01:14:17,303 --> 01:14:20,217 Zašto dovraga ne umreš! 1204 01:14:20,278 --> 01:14:23,834 zasto me izludjujes.. Ti bolesni gade! 1205 01:14:23,989 --> 01:14:25,179 Tko vas je učinio glumcem? 1206 01:14:25,238 --> 01:14:28,629 Želim ti staviti ovaj pištolj u usta i raspucaj si mozak! 1207 01:14:28,694 --> 01:14:31,455 Spakiraj se.. Spakiraj se.. 1208 01:14:31,893 --> 01:14:32,733 Odzuji! 1209 01:14:33,397 --> 01:14:35,777 Kako se usuđuješ! Zašto si vikao na moju zvijezdu? 1210 01:14:35,831 --> 01:14:37,249 Jebeš Hollywood! 1211 01:14:37,302 --> 01:14:39,168 A što misliš tko si ti plašiti pištoljem igračkom? 1212 01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:40,158 Da te upucam?! 1213 01:14:40,213 --> 01:14:43,094 Sharma. Molim te vrati mi pištolj.. 1214 01:14:43,157 --> 01:14:44,510 Postala sam emotivna. 1215 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:46,422 Ali on ne umire! 1216 01:14:47,125 --> 01:14:48,565 Ne možemo sada pucati.. 1217 01:14:48,630 --> 01:14:49,884 Ali zašto? 1218 01:14:50,709 --> 01:14:51,735 gospodine Davide. 1219 01:14:52,084 --> 01:14:54,363 Sugandhina je agresija već smočio ga u hlače. 1220 01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:58,207 A ti si mu gurnuo smrt u usta! Neka dođe do daha! 1221 01:14:59,861 --> 01:15:01,302 Moramo ga osloboditi napetosti! 1222 01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:02,489 Ne brini Sharma. 1223 01:15:02,548 --> 01:15:04,218 Ja ću ga osloboditi! 1224 01:15:05,490 --> 01:15:09,277 Gospodin David, tako ja zovem uključenost. 1225 01:15:09,683 --> 01:15:10,425 gospodine Davide. 1226 01:15:10,675 --> 01:15:11,668 U međuvremenu. 1227 01:15:12,339 --> 01:15:14,718 Pozovimo na pauzu! 1228 01:15:15,156 --> 01:15:16,541 Ja ću hot dog! 1229 01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:20,763 Što? 1230 01:15:22,579 --> 01:15:23,767 Pa Paddi. 1231 01:15:23,794 --> 01:15:25,660 Kako to želiš učiniti? 1232 01:15:26,065 --> 01:15:27,320 Sugandha Baby. 1233 01:15:27,442 --> 01:15:28,402 grmlje! 1234 01:15:28,626 --> 01:15:29,499 U selu. 1235 01:15:29,553 --> 01:15:32,053 Tu dečki vade trešnju! 1236 01:15:32,274 --> 01:15:33,780 Tako zemljano. 1237 01:15:33,972 --> 01:15:35,389 Zanimljiv. hajde.. 1238 01:15:36,209 --> 01:15:37,114 Dođi! 1239 01:15:38,545 --> 01:15:39,898 Brate.. Ovo je Hollywood! 1240 01:15:39,985 --> 01:15:41,372 Ne treba mi 5 funti glume. 1241 01:15:41,394 --> 01:15:43,313 5 unci će biti dovoljno.. Neka bude suptilno. 1242 01:15:43,634 --> 01:15:44,626 5 unci? 1243 01:15:44,753 --> 01:15:46,620 Ja sam glumac. Ni komad mesa! 1244 01:15:47,153 --> 01:15:48,986 I kontrolirajte svoj stav. 1245 01:15:49,425 --> 01:15:52,852 Uostalom Rahul Singh je zvijezda tvog filma! 1246 01:15:52,945 --> 01:15:53,556 Naravno! 1247 01:15:53,808 --> 01:15:54,769 Daj mi peticu.. 1248 01:15:54,802 --> 01:15:56,275 RahuL. Sharma. 1249 01:15:56,337 --> 01:15:57,974 Što? 1250 01:15:58,577 --> 01:16:00,083 Nema zanatske usluge! 1251 01:16:00,176 --> 01:16:00,853 Tako? 1252 01:16:00,913 --> 01:16:02,201 Ali Sharma. 1253 01:16:02,481 --> 01:16:05,786 Bio Hollywood ili Bollywood.. Odmor podrazumijeva zanatske usluge! 1254 01:16:06,416 --> 01:16:08,369 Nešto nije u redu. 1255 01:16:08,623 --> 01:16:09,561 Razmislite o tome. 1256 01:16:09,615 --> 01:16:11,382 Nema ni scenarija ni ekipe.. 1257 01:16:11,504 --> 01:16:14,418 Samo taj majmun David Chadha, i njegovi marinci! 1258 01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:15,920 Što mislite o svemu ovome? 1259 01:16:34,094 --> 01:16:34,738 O da.. Jeste! 1260 01:17:06,285 --> 01:17:07,277 Paddi. 1261 01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:08,845 Nemoj se sramiti! 1262 01:17:08,941 --> 01:17:11,952 Tek mi je prvi vrijeme tako.. 1263 01:17:12,429 --> 01:17:13,585 Učinimo to mehaničkim. 1264 01:17:13,772 --> 01:17:15,727 zatvoris oci.. 1265 01:17:15,916 --> 01:17:19,244 Hodaj prema meni.. I samo me poljubi! 1266 01:17:19,852 --> 01:17:21,270 Zvuči dobro! 1267 01:17:21,548 --> 01:17:24,047 Dakle, dolazim Sugandha Baby. 1268 01:17:24,106 --> 01:17:25,493 Da. Paddi dođi.. 1269 01:17:25,547 --> 01:17:26,933 Dođi k meni! 1270 01:17:27,178 --> 01:17:28,882 Dolazim Sugandha Baby! 1271 01:17:30,412 --> 01:17:33,488 Dolazim.. Sugandha Baby! 1272 01:17:33,739 --> 01:17:35,091 Dođi Paddi dođi! 1273 01:17:35,498 --> 01:17:36,687 Reci moje ime! 1274 01:17:56,810 --> 01:17:58,131 Sugandha Baby. 1275 01:17:58,474 --> 01:17:59,760 Smrzavaš se! 1276 01:18:02,313 --> 01:18:03,666 Hladnoća te je tako ukočila! 1277 01:18:07,241 --> 01:18:08,496 Sugandha bebo.. 1278 01:18:08,585 --> 01:18:10,123 Napokon se osjećam kao Čovjek! 1279 01:18:10,185 --> 01:18:11,244 Paddi. 1280 01:18:12,009 --> 01:18:13,198 To je čovjek! 1281 01:18:26,473 --> 01:18:28,588 gospodine! gospodine! 1282 01:18:38,376 --> 01:18:40,329 Možeš li prestati plakati kao djevojčica?! 1283 01:18:40,391 --> 01:18:41,384 Pusti me da razmislim. 1284 01:18:41,415 --> 01:18:44,557 Rekao sam to u helikopteru.. Vratimo se u Indiju! 1285 01:18:44,614 --> 01:18:46,153 Ali svi ste mi se smijali! 1286 01:18:46,214 --> 01:18:48,877 zapanjen sam, uopće nam nije bilo sumnjivo! 1287 01:18:48,935 --> 01:18:50,986 Kako smo se tako lako prevarili? 1288 01:18:51,239 --> 01:18:52,776 Nismo bili prevareni.. Već prevareni. 1289 01:18:52,839 --> 01:18:53,831 Tako mi Sharma! 1290 01:18:54,246 --> 01:18:56,200 Namamio nas je u ovu holivudsku zamku! 1291 01:18:56,262 --> 01:18:57,418 Zašto me kriviš? 1292 01:18:57,478 --> 01:18:59,049 Prevario me Paddi! 1293 01:18:59,110 --> 01:19:00,069 Što? 1294 01:19:00,966 --> 01:19:01,991 prevario sam te? 1295 01:19:02,054 --> 01:19:03,276 Tko drugi! 1296 01:19:03,398 --> 01:19:05,962 Nevino sam izrađivao kava u kuhinji, 1297 01:19:06,085 --> 01:19:08,235 sebično je prevario ja u holivud.. 1298 01:19:08,549 --> 01:19:09,740 Nije me ni zanimalo! 1299 01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:11,118 Što to, dovraga, govoriš. 1300 01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:12,838 Uh.. gospodine! 1301 01:19:12,933 --> 01:19:14,538 Tko me stvorio Osamu? 1302 01:19:14,597 --> 01:19:15,785 Tko je prodao moje farme? 1303 01:19:15,877 --> 01:19:17,830 Tko me je učinio metodskim glumcem? 1304 01:19:18,212 --> 01:19:20,612 Tko je zakuhao mit o 'Paddiju, Zvijezda'? 1305 01:19:20,677 --> 01:19:25,479 Ja sam kriva što sam pokušala napravi zvijezdu od seoske budale! 1306 01:19:25,925 --> 01:19:27,114 Stvarno! 1307 01:19:27,235 --> 01:19:29,865 Kao da si ti nasljednik na britansko prijestolje! 1308 01:19:29,891 --> 01:19:31,692 'Slatko - Maker Sharma!' 1309 01:19:31,812 --> 01:19:33,198 Jeste li zaboravili. 1310 01:19:33,443 --> 01:19:36,326 Obliven znojem iskustvo izrade slatkog! 1311 01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:41,700 Sharma stariji još uvijek prodaje Churrose. Pevušiti deset dolara za dvoje! 1312 01:19:43,364 --> 01:19:45,677 Deset dolara za dvoje! 1313 01:19:48,035 --> 01:19:48,875 Što? 1314 01:19:48,932 --> 01:19:50,797 Sada proizvođači Churroa postaju filmski stvaratelji! 1315 01:19:50,819 --> 01:19:52,773 Hare Krišna! 1316 01:20:08,993 --> 01:20:10,020 Pozdrav prijatelji! 1317 01:20:12,289 --> 01:20:16,228 Moramo odmah pucati. 1318 01:20:17,921 --> 01:20:19,526 Gdje je Sharma? 1319 01:20:31,488 --> 01:20:32,394 gospodine?! 1320 01:20:35,168 --> 01:20:37,350 gospodine? Pržite Churrose? 1321 01:20:38,783 --> 01:20:42,025 momci! Daj mi malo vrijeme nasamo sa svojim prijateljem. 1322 01:20:43,968 --> 01:20:44,841 Paddi. 1323 01:20:45,952 --> 01:20:48,297 Ovo nisu samo Churrosi. 1324 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,310 Ovo je moj urođeni talent! 1325 01:20:50,527 --> 01:20:52,710 Talent koji nikad nisam cijenio! 1326 01:20:53,087 --> 01:20:55,520 Ali danas, nakon što si to izlanuo. 1327 01:20:55,615 --> 01:20:57,896 Napokon sam napravio mir s mojom stvarnošću! 1328 01:20:58,079 --> 01:20:59,399 Sad ti gledaj! 1329 01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:03,046 Prije nego što umrem, napravit ću tako nevjerojatne Churrose. 1330 01:21:03,199 --> 01:21:04,999 Da će ljudi zaboraviti moj film! 1331 01:21:06,590 --> 01:21:07,495 gospodine.. 1332 01:21:08,383 --> 01:21:10,434 molim te oprosti mi.. 1333 01:21:10,910 --> 01:21:13,409 Napravio sam veliku grešku! 1334 01:21:14,365 --> 01:21:19,114 Zeznuo sam svog mentora! I izludio ga! 1335 01:21:20,191 --> 01:21:21,216 Paddi! 1336 01:21:21,406 --> 01:21:23,042 Nemoj se osjećati loše.. 1337 01:21:23,102 --> 01:21:25,960 Evo.. Neću dopustiti da umreš gladan! 1338 01:21:26,013 --> 01:21:28,261 Gospodine.. izgubio sam apetit! 1339 01:21:31,037 --> 01:21:32,958 Gospodine, ukusno je. Koji je sastojak? 1340 01:21:33,021 --> 01:21:34,658 Paddi, emocija. 1341 01:21:35,676 --> 01:21:38,438 Gospodine, sada su spremni za pucanje.. 1342 01:21:39,101 --> 01:21:40,126 Onog trenutka kada kažete Akcija. 1343 01:21:40,188 --> 01:21:42,208 Prvo ovi ološi ukinut će me.. 1344 01:21:42,301 --> 01:21:43,328 A onda ti! 1345 01:21:43,613 --> 01:21:46,788 Ne želim da me oni masakriraju.. 1346 01:21:46,907 --> 01:21:49,091 Radije bih da me ubiješ! 1347 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:53,856 Točno gospodine! Pucaj u mene! Preklinjem te.. Pucaj u mene! 1348 01:21:55,131 --> 01:21:56,092 Paddi! 1349 01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:57,666 To je sjajna ideja! 1350 01:21:57,723 --> 01:21:59,426 Sve si nas spasio! 1351 01:21:59,643 --> 01:22:00,768 Vau Sharma! 1352 01:22:01,244 --> 01:22:03,143 Ovo je nevjerojatno! 1353 01:22:03,292 --> 01:22:04,512 Usput.. 1354 01:22:05,243 --> 01:22:06,880 Što si to govorio marinci ne rade? 1355 01:22:06,939 --> 01:22:10,812 Gospodine David, ovi američki glumci su vrlo realni. 1356 01:22:10,874 --> 01:22:12,348 A bollywoodski glumci su melodramatični! 1357 01:22:12,377 --> 01:22:14,080 To je užasna kombinacija. 1358 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:16,485 To je kao da jedete piletinu Burger s pilećim curryjem! 1359 01:22:16,507 --> 01:22:18,689 Zato snimanje pati.. 1360 01:22:18,811 --> 01:22:21,757 Pogledaj ih. Tako realno emocije.. Vrlo nevino! 1361 01:22:21,817 --> 01:22:22,658 Vrlo stvarno! 1362 01:22:22,713 --> 01:22:24,547 I pogledajte ih. Lažna! 1363 01:22:25,562 --> 01:22:26,653 Ali koja je svrha? 1364 01:22:26,969 --> 01:22:28,225 vjeruj mi.. 1365 01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:30,403 Pusti nas Indijance da igramo marinci. 1366 01:22:30,586 --> 01:22:32,834 Uravnotežit će to! 1367 01:22:33,944 --> 01:22:34,817 Značenje? 1368 01:22:34,873 --> 01:22:36,707 Chirag, Rahul i ja.. 1369 01:22:36,890 --> 01:22:39,072 Obući će se kao marinci i uđi u Osaminu sobu.. 1370 01:22:39,130 --> 01:22:40,189 Pucat će! 1371 01:22:40,442 --> 01:22:43,355 Dok sam iskreno uhvatiti Osaminu smrt. 1372 01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:44,541 Gerila stil! 1373 01:22:44,761 --> 01:22:46,528 Sharma! Ovi marinci su Amerikanci! 1374 01:22:46,745 --> 01:22:49,471 Da ne zvuči rasistički, ali. Vaše boje se neće slagati. 1375 01:22:49,592 --> 01:22:51,971 Oh dajte g. David! Marinci nose kacige. 1376 01:22:52,024 --> 01:22:53,496 Jedva im se vide lica... 1377 01:22:53,561 --> 01:22:58,656 Takav je, ako se odlučite na zamjenu narednik Bob s narednikom Utičnica. 1378 01:22:58,808 --> 01:23:02,135 Nema šanse da znamo, zar ne? 1379 01:23:02,231 --> 01:23:04,097 Ne.. Ne.. Naravno da ne! 1380 01:23:04,952 --> 01:23:07,898 Trebam li uzeti ovaj snimak? Jedan pokušaj i Osama mrtav! 1381 01:23:08,406 --> 01:23:09,530 dobro! "Ne!" 1382 01:23:09,752 --> 01:23:11,738 Ne.. Oh ne.. Ne mogu dopustiti! 1383 01:23:11,798 --> 01:23:12,792 Jedan potez. Jedan potez. 1384 01:23:13,079 --> 01:23:14,618 Bit će gotov u jednom potezu. 1385 01:23:15,383 --> 01:23:17,979 gospodine David! Gutljaj dolje i učinimo to! 1386 01:23:18,421 --> 01:23:19,863 U REDU! Pucaj! 1387 01:23:21,046 --> 01:23:22,814 Junior. Trebaju mi uniforme.. 1388 01:23:22,902 --> 01:23:24,506 Skini marince! 1389 01:23:29,015 --> 01:23:32,767 Junior! Jednom kada dobijemo snimak. Sve ih se riješite! 1390 01:23:33,461 --> 01:23:34,618 To je bio plan! 1391 01:23:36,341 --> 01:23:37,946 I.. Akcija! 1392 01:23:40,278 --> 01:23:42,809 Slušajte moji Starsky i Hutch! Poprskajte metke po zidu.. 1393 01:23:42,869 --> 01:23:46,971 Nemojte učiniti njihov plan uspješnim pucanjem u Paddija! 1394 01:23:47,668 --> 01:23:48,727 Ohladi! 1395 01:23:52,949 --> 01:23:55,710 Opusti se Paddi! Sve će biti dobro! 1396 01:23:55,765 --> 01:23:57,151 Sugandha bebo.. 1397 01:23:57,237 --> 01:23:59,385 stvarno se bojim od Rahula i Chiraga. 1398 01:23:59,475 --> 01:24:03,197 Njihovo pretjerivanje sigurno će me ubiti! 1399 01:24:03,923 --> 01:24:05,080 Sugandha dijete? 1400 01:24:05,203 --> 01:24:07,419 Sviđa mi se tvoj rustikalni šarm! 1401 01:24:15,411 --> 01:24:16,284 Paddi. Umrijeti! 1402 01:24:17,011 --> 01:24:19,411 Naivčina je mrtva! 1403 01:24:19,571 --> 01:24:21,273 Prestanite pretjerivati ​​sa Sugandom. 1404 01:24:27,347 --> 01:24:29,943 On je mrtav. On je mrtav. Osama je konačno mrtav! 1405 01:24:36,722 --> 01:24:37,594 gospodine! 1406 01:24:39,345 --> 01:24:40,056 gospodine! 1407 01:24:40,306 --> 01:24:41,724 Nema krvi na Osami! 1408 01:24:43,217 --> 01:24:44,603 Vidiš.. Nema krvi! 1409 01:24:44,753 --> 01:24:45,691 Nema veze! 1410 01:24:45,746 --> 01:24:48,124 Samo ćemo uzeti zasebno snimak mrtvog tijela.. 1411 01:24:48,370 --> 01:24:49,625 Hajde.. Pozovi helikopter natrag. 1412 01:24:50,034 --> 01:24:51,354 Daj mi malo Churrosa! 1413 01:24:51,890 --> 01:24:55,796 Baza za isključivanje zvuka. Vratite se s povratnim informacijama! Ponavljam.. Vratite s povratnom informacijom. 1414 01:24:55,857 --> 01:24:58,235 Hej Juniore! Ja ću hot dog. 1415 01:24:58,769 --> 01:24:59,795 Što? 1416 01:24:59,953 --> 01:25:01,784 Uključi Davida, molim te. 1417 01:25:01,936 --> 01:25:04,697 gospodine! Sharma! 1418 01:25:05,231 --> 01:25:06,672 - Sharma? - Da! 1419 01:25:07,825 --> 01:25:08,468 Da Sharma? 1420 01:25:08,528 --> 01:25:12,600 G. David usredotočite se! Vaš Osama preletio KAKAVIČJE gnijezdo! 1421 01:25:13,167 --> 01:25:15,317 Jebi se! 1422 01:25:15,439 --> 01:25:18,833 Idemo u Indiju. Dok ti popuši te Churrose! 1423 01:25:20,879 --> 01:25:24,121 Kučkin sine! Zajebi te na postelju od čavala! 1424 01:25:24,623 --> 01:25:25,975 Što se dogodilo? Govori glasnije! 1425 01:25:26,030 --> 01:25:27,764 Paddi. Prekinula se veza! 1426 01:25:27,822 --> 01:25:30,356 Nazovi ga natrag. Sada želim zlostavljati Juniora! 1427 01:25:30,735 --> 01:25:32,437 Junior! Izvadi helikopter. Brzo! 1428 01:25:56,173 --> 01:25:59,032 Khaleeli gospodine.. Helikopter! 1429 01:26:17,388 --> 01:26:18,480 Paddi. Je li tvoje lice dobro? 1430 01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:20,078 Gospodine.. Moja ruka! 1431 01:26:20,141 --> 01:26:23,498 Nije me briga čak ni ako izgubiš svoju ruku. Samo se pobrinite za svoje lice! 1432 01:26:28,108 --> 01:26:29,646 Paddi. Ruke gore! 1433 01:26:34,060 --> 01:26:35,826 šeik Osama! 1434 01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:41,518 Što se događa? 1435 01:26:43,467 --> 01:26:44,688 Dobro došao moj klaune! 1436 01:26:45,163 --> 01:26:47,312 Slušaj me, klaune! 1437 01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:49,325 Svi ovdje misle ti si pravi Osama. 1438 01:26:49,515 --> 01:26:51,828 A ako saznaju ti si varalica. 1439 01:26:52,043 --> 01:26:54,638 Sasjeći će vas na komade! 1440 01:26:55,018 --> 01:26:57,581 Pa dođi tatici.. 1441 01:26:57,929 --> 01:26:59,849 Dođi tatici! 1442 01:27:01,642 --> 01:27:02,963 Paddi, ne idi! 1443 01:27:12,296 --> 01:27:13,170 Paddi! 1444 01:27:13,449 --> 01:27:14,355 Paddi! 1445 01:27:14,408 --> 01:27:15,183 Paddi! 1446 01:27:15,241 --> 01:27:16,561 sta to radis 1447 01:27:40,711 --> 01:27:43,024 Ne.. Ne.. On je varalica. 1448 01:27:43,655 --> 01:27:50,735 Bulla, svinjo jedna! Recite im da je on varalica! 1449 01:27:57,862 --> 01:27:58,921 Zvijezdo moja! 1450 01:27:59,430 --> 01:28:01,000 Tako zadubljen u njegov karakter! 1451 01:28:17,381 --> 01:28:19,978 Slušajte me vi imbecili! 1452 01:28:20,036 --> 01:28:22,896 Grijeh je ubiti kolega mudžahedin. 1453 01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:40,558 Paddi! Patka! 1454 01:28:49,827 --> 01:28:51,213 Paddi! 1455 01:28:54,499 --> 01:28:55,557 Paddi! Patka! 1456 01:29:32,288 --> 01:29:34,024 Hej Paddi! 1457 01:29:35,712 --> 01:29:37,032 Dođi ovamo! 1458 01:29:38,592 --> 01:29:40,197 Dođi k meni! 1459 01:29:43,073 --> 01:29:44,938 Osama. je MOJA! 1460 01:30:19,518 --> 01:30:20,806 Stop! 1461 01:30:21,023 --> 01:30:23,239 Ne mrdaj! Ili ću si prosuti mozak! 1462 01:30:23,295 --> 01:30:25,859 Ne.. Ne lice! 1463 01:30:25,918 --> 01:30:27,457 Osama mi treba živ! 1464 01:30:27,518 --> 01:30:29,022 Uzmi i pucaj! 1465 01:30:29,725 --> 01:30:30,783 Povuci okidač! 1466 01:30:30,813 --> 01:30:31,937 - Ne.. Ignoriraj ga! - Vuci! 1467 01:30:32,030 --> 01:30:32,705 NE! 1468 01:30:32,732 --> 01:30:33,726 - Vuci! - NE! 1469 01:30:33,789 --> 01:30:34,629 - Vuci! - NE! 1470 01:30:34,686 --> 01:30:35,808 Začepi šupče! 1471 01:30:36,093 --> 01:30:37,663 Neću više biti Osama! 1472 01:30:37,725 --> 01:30:39,263 Paddi. Stop! 1473 01:30:39,357 --> 01:30:41,506 Pogledajte ovdje! Čistim vam račune! 1474 01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:43,205 Za stvarno? 1475 01:30:43,260 --> 01:30:44,132 Da. Ovdje! 1476 01:30:44,188 --> 01:30:47,231 Dolazim.. Čekaj! 1477 01:30:47,707 --> 01:30:50,567 Evo prve rate. Daj mi pištolj! 1478 01:30:51,932 --> 01:30:53,732 udarit ću te! Zašto si pucao? 1479 01:30:53,819 --> 01:30:55,009 Nisam pucao! 1480 01:30:58,683 --> 01:31:00,484 - Hare Krišna! - Gospodine predsjedniče! 1481 01:31:26,650 --> 01:31:27,490 Da gospodine! 1482 01:31:36,891 --> 01:31:37,850 Nedostajao sam mu! 1483 01:31:40,377 --> 01:31:41,403 Malo neugodno, gospodine! 1484 01:31:41,530 --> 01:31:43,908 Sranja se događaju! Evo, probaj još jednom! 1485 01:31:43,961 --> 01:31:46,558 Paddi stani. Pusti mene da riješim ovo! 1486 01:31:46,776 --> 01:31:48,315 gospodine David! Khaleeli gospodine! 1487 01:31:52,922 --> 01:31:54,788 Svi mi želimo Paddija! 1488 01:31:55,193 --> 01:31:56,633 Ali to nije moguće! 1489 01:31:56,695 --> 01:31:57,754 Tko kaže? 1490 01:31:57,816 --> 01:31:59,257 Mislim, napravimo kompromis! 1491 01:32:00,824 --> 01:32:02,394 Khaleeli gospodine.. Što želite? 1492 01:32:02,521 --> 01:32:04,954 Trebamo.. Donaciju! 1493 01:32:05,401 --> 01:32:06,392 Koliko donacija? 1494 01:32:06,584 --> 01:32:07,773 Pet.. Sto.. 1495 01:32:07,831 --> 01:32:08,605 tisuću. 1496 01:32:08,663 --> 01:32:09,786 Pet stotina tisuća dolara! 1497 01:32:10,039 --> 01:32:10,748 Gotovo? Naravno? 1498 01:32:10,999 --> 01:32:11,959 Naravno! 1499 01:32:12,024 --> 01:32:13,891 gospodine Davide. Napiši ček.. 1500 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,545 To je jedini način da ga se riješite! 1501 01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:23,484 Ako ti ikada zatreba bombaš samoubojica.. 1502 01:32:23,542 --> 01:32:24,447 Sjeti me se! 1503 01:32:24,503 --> 01:32:25,561 Ovo je moja karta! 1504 01:32:25,621 --> 01:32:28,503 Khaleeli Baser Wasiqi! Nemamo podružnice! 1505 01:32:31,543 --> 01:32:34,237 gospodine Davide. Zašto želiš ubiti Paddija? 1506 01:32:34,455 --> 01:32:35,710 Što je s tobom? 1507 01:32:44,885 --> 01:32:46,206 Imam ideju! 1508 01:32:47,477 --> 01:32:49,911 Donijet ću ti dokaz.. 1509 01:32:50,359 --> 01:32:51,744 Donijet ću ti dokaz.. 1510 01:32:51,990 --> 01:32:54,204 To će vas učiniti predsjednikom senzacija preko noći! 1511 01:33:07,251 --> 01:33:08,123 Da možemo! 1512 01:33:08,179 --> 01:33:08,922 Da možemo! 1513 01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:10,104 I. Presjeci! 1514 01:33:10,548 --> 01:33:12,381 Izvoli Davide. Vaš dokaz je spreman. 1515 01:33:12,436 --> 01:33:13,112 Vrlo dobro! 1516 01:33:19,796 --> 01:33:21,693 Jedan jednostavan zahtjev, gospodine predsjedniče. 1517 01:33:22,547 --> 01:33:23,900 Jedan holivudski film! 1518 01:33:27,283 --> 01:33:28,821 Udarne vijesti! 1519 01:33:29,012 --> 01:33:33,660 Bijela kuća je konačno puštena snimka ubojstva Osame! 1520 01:33:33,907 --> 01:33:36,766 Amerika je htjela njihov dokaz, i Amerika je dobila svoj dokaz.. 1521 01:33:36,819 --> 01:33:39,676 Lično sam ubio Osamu Bin Ladena, vlastitim rukama. 1522 01:33:39,826 --> 01:33:42,838 Ja sam hrabar vođa i zato Ja sam vaš predsjednik! 1523 01:33:43,345 --> 01:33:45,212 Zato ste mi dali drugi mandat. 1524 01:33:45,234 --> 01:33:46,936 I zato je ovo nastavak! 1525 01:33:47,025 --> 01:33:50,169 Sada, renomirani Hollywood objavio je producent. 1526 01:33:50,354 --> 01:33:52,339 Da će napraviti a film po ovoj priči! 1527 01:33:52,689 --> 01:33:55,035 Naziv filma je Tora Bora Nights! 1528 01:34:06,416 --> 01:34:08,151 Gospodine.. Hoćemo li? 1529 01:34:25,392 --> 01:34:27,476 Možete li nam reći nešto više o glumac u tvom filmu? 1530 01:34:28,495 --> 01:34:30,547 On nije glumac. On je ZVIJEZDA! 1531 01:34:31,471 --> 01:34:34,132 Na filmu mozete vidjeti samo moje oci.. 1532 01:34:34,191 --> 01:34:35,479 Ali ja sam školovani glumac. 1533 01:34:40,911 --> 01:34:44,698 Za svaku sekundu... Jedan izraz, znaš! 1534 01:34:45,456 --> 01:34:47,702 Glumim statistu u ovom filmu! 1535 01:34:48,398 --> 01:34:49,652 To je uloga od 10 sekundi! 1536 01:34:49,902 --> 01:34:51,321 Treptaj i promašaj! 1537 01:34:52,366 --> 01:34:54,745 To je nastavak za ja da budem Osamin glas! 1538 01:34:55,277 --> 01:34:59,118 I samo to svijet zna Rahul Singh to može! 1539 01:34:59,534 --> 01:35:03,635 Tora Bora noći! To je obiteljski zabavljač! 1540 01:35:04,109 --> 01:35:06,226 Ima li pjesme i plesa? 1541 01:35:06,893 --> 01:35:08,017 Pjesma i ples? 1542 01:35:08,429 --> 01:35:12,979 Ne.. To je holivudski film.. Bez vulgarnosti! 1543 01:35:13,389 --> 01:35:14,327 Ne mogu dopustiti! 1544 01:38:15,138 --> 01:38:16,578 Khaleeli gospodine! 1545 01:38:16,770 --> 01:38:18,603 Daaga. shvatio sam! 1546 01:38:19,585 --> 01:38:21,288 Imam novac, Daaga! 1547 01:38:21,314 --> 01:38:22,503 Sada ćemo dostići Nebo! 1548 01:38:24,225 --> 01:38:25,416 Uh.. Oh! 1549 01:38:27,489 --> 01:38:28,907 Samo ću ovo zaključiti. 1550 01:38:29,121 --> 01:38:32,929 Citirajući, stih 4, poglavlje 5 Opasno. 1551 01:38:33,472 --> 01:38:37,641 Od Svetog Michaela Jacksona! 1552 01:38:38,626 --> 01:38:42,313 Da nije bitno ako si crn ili bijel.. 1553 01:38:42,817 --> 01:38:44,770 Ili što se toga tiče, čak smeđe.. 1554 01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:45,892 OK.. Idemo!